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Title Page
One The Arrival
Two The Neighbours
Three Auntie Jackie
Four Big Sister, Little Sister
Five The Bucket and the Bell
Six Adam
Seven Of Rats and Men
Eight Experience Preferred
Nine Oxford
Ten The Handyman
Eleven Total Peace of Mind
Twelve Brass
Thirteen Dark Chocolate
Fourteen An Invitation
Fifteen A Quick Exit
Sixteen Evacuation
Seventeen A Little Favour
Eighteen A Promise is (usually) a Promise
Nineteen Confusing Behaviour
Twenty LBDs and All that Jazz
Twenty-one Mr Elkington
Twenty-two Bad Behaviour
Twenty-three Confessions of an Understudy
Twenty-four Cinders
Twenty-five I could Have Danced All Night (But not in these shoes)
Twenty-Six Alice
Twenty-seven The Gambler
Twenty-eight The Visitor
Twenty-nine Practically Famous
Thirty Charlie’s Revenge
Thirty-one On the Sofa
Thirty-two A Genuine Fake
Thirty-three Ruth
Thirty-four The Jealous Guy
Thirty-five A Roof Over Her Head
Thirty-six Mr Elkington’s Revenge
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