The Abandoned Farmers. His Humorous Account of a Retreat from the City to the Farm

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Cobb Irvin Shrewsbury. The Abandoned Farmers. His Humorous Account of a Retreat from the City to the Farm

THE ABANDONED FARMERS

CHAPTER I. WHICH REALLY IS A PREFACE IN DISGUISE

CHAPTER II. THE START OF A DREAM

CHAPTER III. THREE YEARS ELAPSE

CHAPTER IV. HAPPY DAYS FOR MAJOR GLOOM

CHAPTER V. IN WHICH WE BORE FOE WATER

CHAPTER VI. TWO MORE YEARS ELAPSE

CHAPTER VII. “AND SOLD TO – ”

CHAPTER VIII, THE ADVENTURE OF LADY MAUDE

CHAPTER IX. US LANDED PROPRIETORS

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It is the inclination of the average reader to skip prefaces. For this I do not in the least blame him. Skipping the preface is one of my favorite literary pursuits. To catch me napping a preface must creep up quietly and take me, as it were, unawares.

But in this case sundry prefatory remarks became necessary. It was essential that they should be inserted into this volume in order that certain things might be made plain. The questions were: How and where? After giving the matter considerable thought I decided to slip them in right here, included, as they are, with the body of the text and further disguised by masquerading themselves under a chapter heading, with a view in mind of hoodwinking you into pursuing the course of what briefly I have to say touching on the circumstances attending the production of the main contents. Let me explain:

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It was a little later on when we hit a dog. It seemed to me that this dog merely sailed, yowling, up into the air in a sort of long curve, but Winsell insisted that the dog described a parabola. I am very glad that in accidents of this character it is always the victims that describe the parabola. I know I should be at a complete loss to describe one myself. Unless it is something like the boomerang of the Australian aborigines I do not even know what a parabola is. Nor did I dream until then that Winsell understood the dog language. However, those are but technical details.

After we crossed the state line we got lost several times; this was because the country seemed to have a number of roads the road map omitted, and the road map had many roads the country had left out. Eventually, though, we came to a district of gently rolling hills, dotted at intervals with those neat white-painted villages in which New England excels; and between the villages at frequent intervals were farmhouses. Abandoned ones, however, were rarer than we had been led to expect. Not only were these farms visibly populated by persons who appeared to be permanently attached to their respective localities, but at many of them things were offered for sale – such as home-made pastry, souvenirs, fresh poultry, antique furniture, brass door-knockers, milk and eggs, hand-painted crockery, table board, garden truck, molasses taffy, laundry soap and livestock.

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