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Alan

That’s his name – Alan. It’s not his real name of course … that’s too difficult to pronounce for mere human beings with their antiquated and strange vocal functions. He adopted the name because it was simple and almost everybody he met could say it without wasting time on proper pronunciation … until he went to Japan, anyway. He accepted their strange speech because he genuinely liked them and felt no wrath, no anger, not the tiniest desire to decimate a single one, even though Alan knew it had to happen. And happen it would, as soon as he got around to it. First he had to meet more of these strange creatures, this most unusual species. He wanted to learn as much as possible because once they were eradicated, it would of course be too late.

In the beginning, the very uniqueness of the human species was a galaxial curiosity. Their evolution, diversity, and necessity for water to sustain existence and further transmogrification rendered them insignificant. Ongoing wars and violent disputes were analyzed as self-decimating – the race would kill itself off and was therefore of no interest or concern to collective neighbors. The wars never stopped, the weapons became more destructive, but still the population increased. The crux of the whole destabilizing situation occurred when the species began exploring outside their planet. It generated a fear that their destructive habits would spread, and spread quickly, just like their population. People on Earth became the focus of every other life form, and that focus was not good for the human race.

Life everywhere, on far-away planets, had always evolved and would continue to do so. The nature of most life-forms was peaceful and non-damaging, and so their growth was only observed, encouraged even, if there was enough evidence to prove they could be beneficial for all. There was no formal command structure among any of them; the most evolved were automatically in charge but they governed in a way that accepted all minorities. All life was equal regardless of size, strength, number. Until humans came to be, anyway.

Those in charge attempted to influence the progress of life on Earth, inspiring and encouraging world leaders of the time: Roosevelt, Churchill, Hitler, Lenin, Ghandi, Ben-Gurion, Mao Zedong, numerous Popes, and later revolutionaries such as Luther-King and Mandela, before tempting powerful celebrities like Geldof, Jackson, Rowling … all to no avail. Humanity did not want to listen.

Alan’s mission – for that’s what it was, a mission – became necessary when the annoying disturbances of sound and light waves generated from the earth first accelerated in their frequency and then began to directly affect others in the solar system and neighboring galaxies, causing a level of fear and anxiety of never before experienced heights. It had to cease, must stop so that peace could always reign.

His mission – investigate the antagonistic human race, eradicate them, restore peace.

“Step 1”

A telephone rang, a cellphone, a Vertu Signature Touch. His final appointment he knew, and keyed to answer, listening without even saying hello. A voice immediately began its assault and he instantly recognized the English language, American English at that. There was a confusing melee of orders to do this, do that, but don’t do this if you happen to do that, and so it went. The voice finally ended the lengthy diatribe and waited for a response, and after some tense seconds with nothing in return, queried the listener.

“Do you understand, Mr. Trelwick?”

“Yes, and it’s Alan.”

“Don’t be late, Mr. Trelwick, the president doesn’t like to be kept waiting, he is never late.” And the call abruptly ended.

He placed the phone back down onto the adjacent side-table and rocked back in the luxury leather of the armchair, just one rock, and when his feet returned and touched the floor he stopped the motion of the chair so he could reach out and lift a simple tumbler of whisky. He sipped gently in quiet celebration of his final appointment, ice chinking loudly against glass in the silence of the room but he savored the smooth mellow liquid as it erupted onto his taste buds and took no notice of the sound.

He glanced down to make sure no temperamental condensation had dripped from the glass onto his keenly pressed trousers or patent leather shoes. He stood up, taking the whisky with him across the plush carpet of the room, stopping in front of the mini bar and inspecting himself and the whisky in the mirror hanging above the bar. He would never get used to seeing himself in this form but oh, the privileges it bestowed, such as this beautiful whisky!

“Cheers,” he offered to his reflection, and took another sip.

He was average height – a tad under one hundred eighty centimeters, or almost five foot eleven to those rebellious Americans – mid-forties and fit with a strong shock of black hair immaculately groomed to present him as the professional that he was. He adjusted the knot of his tie slightly, nodded, but then sighed as he placed the whisky back down on the bar. His eyes went back to the mirror and the classic handsome face and piercing green eyes that returned his gaze. He shuddered at the thought that he had to bear this monstrous form for the duration of his mission, sans the microseconds required to infect others.