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MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA: SATURDAY, 8 APRIL 1995, MIDDAY

The phone is ringing in the hallway. I drop my new mountain bike at the front gate, shove in the key, run inside balancing my bag of groceries, kick the door shut.

It keeps ringing.

Usually I’m there three seconds late so all I hear is David putting the phone down at his end. Maddy says I should call him back but I don’t like to push. I have trouble imagining why he goes out with me.

“Hello?”

“Don’t hang up,” a man says urgently.

“I’m sorry?”

“You sound as if you’ve been running.”

“Who did you wish to speak to? Whom.” Youngish, but I don’t recognize the voice.

“Sorry, I’ll explain all that, just promise me you won’t hang up until you’ve heard what I’ve got to say.”

A charity drive. Or some slick scammer selling a set of Kitchen-ware made from a miracle space-age substance you can safely drop from a great height.

“Look, I nearly busted a carton of eggs getting to this phone. Can you please just tell me who you’re trying to reach so I can go and unpack? Do you want my father?”

“Oh. Is that a child I’m speaking to?”

I fume. I’m fourteen, halfway to fifteen.

“Yes, this is a child you’re talking to. Could I ask the name of the ill-mannered adult who’s asking?”

After a long moment of silence I start to move the handset away from my ear.

“Don’t hang up!” he yelps, guessing. “Look, I’m sorry, I’m really sorry, whatever it was I said. You’re a teenager, is that right?”

“Dynamite.”

“Oh hell, I truly do apologize, the last thing I want to do is upset you. Listen, what’s your name?”

“Why should I tell you what my name is? I think you must have the wrong number.”

“No,” he says fiercely. “No, I have the only number this machine can access. It’s not like I can just dial any old number I want.”

“What are you talking about?”

“Sorry, look, this isn’t just an ordinary phone—I’m using resonant circuits. The whole thing’s touch and go. It’s a miracle I reached anyone at all.”

I’m starting to get the message. This guy is some sort of mobile phone freak. All this hot digital technology: it’s breeding a race of try-hards and loonies. Any moment now he’s going to tell me he’s got his own uplink dish. Maybe his own personal satellite.

But all he adds is, “For God’s sake don’t hang up. Hear me out. If you like, go and put your carton away safely and then come back, but make sure no one hangs up this phone. I beg you. This is a matter of—”

I grunt, half laughing, and he breaks off. He’s had me going, this jerk has actually started to reel me in.

I finish for him, snidely: “—of life and death, I suppose?”

He makes a coughing sound and I can’t tell if he is laughing too or just embarrassed by his overstatement.

“Well, maybe not that important, but pretty damn important, believe me. Do you believe me? Have I convinced you, O nameless teenager?”

“Why should I believe you, O nameless telephone mugger? I don’t know your name and you have a definite advantage, because obviously you already have this number, even if it is the only number your precious little toy can ring up. So you either know my parents’ surname from the phone book, or you’re calling at random and I really should hang up. What’s it to be?”

“This is a miracle. It’s more than a miracle. You’ve got a mind like a steel trap. What a stroke of incredible luck. I thought I’d have to try explaining all this to some thick-witted office clerk. What time is it at your end?”

I glance automatically at my digital watch. 12:27 in the afternoon. Then I do a double-take.

“At my end? You’re telling me this is an international call?”

It can’t be, I realize the moment I’ve spoken. Firstly, there’d been no International Subscriber Dialing bips or operator’s instructions. Is it true that they bip at you with ISD calls? I can’t remember. Certainly they do with interstate subscriber trunk calls. Second, I’m hearing his reactions too quickly. Speed of light. New York, say, or London, half the time you spend most of your buck garbling over the top of each other’s sentences.

That isn’t happening. So my invisible caller is not from outside Australia.

Even so, there are time zone differences between Western Australia, say, and Melbourne, over here on the East Coast, and then there’s daylight saving which some States don’t use though we do, so I decide to give him the benefit of the doubt.

“Half past twelve.”

“In the afternoon?”

I start to say, “Of course in the afternoon,” when he cuts back in, “Oh, sorry, yes, you’d hardly be able to go out at half past twelve at night and pick up a dozen eggs,” and I say, “Well I could, of course, if I went to a 7-Eleven,” and he falls silent.

I think about what we’ve just told each other and realize there is something majorly fishy afoot. I mean, he is saying he didn’t know if he’d called someone in the day or night but the lack of lag in our conversation means he has to be within a few thousand kays of me. None of it adds up.

“My father will be getting home pretty soon,” I say, a trifle nervously. “I have to start getting lunch ready, so I think—”

His scream nearly deafens me. “No, please, please, DON’T HANG UP! You’ll kick yourself if you do. No you won’t, because you’ll never know what you missed. But if you did know you’d kick yourself. My God, you’d go out and find a thick length of rope and hang yourself.”

He’s starting to sound like the sort of sexual weirdo thrill seeker they warn us about in social-ethics classes, and I’d get absolutely crazy frenzied mad at him except that something in his tone sounds desperate but not warped desperate, if you know what I mean. Like a third grade boy I knew in Balmain before we shifted down here to Melbourne, where the weather’s boiling hot one minute and drenching wet the next. This kid’s father used to beat him with an old-fashioned leather shaving strap or strop or whatever it’s called, a thing they used to sharpen their blades on in the days before electric razors and disposable Schicks, anyway this kid used to cop it whenever his old man was in a bad mood which seemed to be most of the time, and he really hated having to go home. The teachers had to shove him out the school gate. That’s not such a hot example now that I think about it, but the point is I am starting to feel sympathetic towards this crackpot on the other end of the phone.

“I’ll give you five minutes,” I say. “Make it good. Any sleaze and I hang up fast, and then I dial the cops.”

“What? You think I’m—” He laughs rather nicely. “No, if that was my game I’d find a less expensive way than this to go about it. Let me tell you something that might give you an appreciation of what’s at stake here. How much do you suppose this call is costing me?”

“Assuming it’s a local call, which I will for reasons too boring to go through,” I say instantly, “thirty cents. Or less if you’re ringing from a private phone. Or nothing if you’re using one in an office.”

“...Cents?” he says.

“It’s more?” I’m skeptical.

“That’s Australian cents, is it?”

“Look, what’s wrong with you?” I yell, getting annoyed. “Do you think we use drachmas in Melbourne? Pesos? Rubles? Telstra was an Australian company last time I looked. Strangely enough, they ask you pay them in Australian cents.”

It’s just as well Poppa didn’t hear this. He hates me talking back to grown-ups in that smart-aleck way, and he’d ground me for the night, which would break my heart because Davy has invited me over to his place to babysit his kid brother and, more to point, watch a video while his folks go to some dinner party.

“Thirty cents,” he says as if he can hardly believe his ears. “That’s inflation for you. All right, hold on to your hat, nameless teenager. And don’t, please don’t for the love of Harry, don’t drop the phone in your amazement and cut me off.”

“I never wear hats. I’m holding on with both hands.”

“Fifteen thousand pounds a minute this call is costing. Um, that’s about thirty thousand dollars.”

“Not at today’s exchange rate,” I say nastily. Show-off. “So you’re calling from England, are you? Why isn’t there an orbital delay?”

“A what?”

“Come on, nameless Englishman, you know perfectly well that an international call has to go to the local exchange and then get bounced up to a satellite in fixed orbit forty thousand kays up and then down again the same distance plus the extra distance around the curve of the Earth, it all adds up. Unless it goes by co-ax cable or optical fiber.”

There is a long pause. Then he says, “Is this a boy or a girl I’m talking to?”

That really makes my day.

“Sheesh! Didn’t anyone ever tell you the difference? What do you think?”

“I’m just going to have to keep apologizing, I can tell that much. The difficulty is, I can’t see what you look like through this fairly opaque earpiece. Now don’t get angry and hang up the phone, but I thought...I think...you’re a girl.”

“Brilliant. I’ll make it easier for you in future. There’s a rule to apply to these cases, see? The girls have high voices and the boys have deep voices.”

He laughs. “It doesn’t always work that way. My voice didn’t break until I was sixteen. I’m just surprised that a girl would know all that stuff about orbits.”

This is insane. The man is trying to win the Blundering Sexist Jackass Award.

Very curtly, I say, “Mister, you still haven’t said who you’re trying to reach.”

“I’m trying to reach the number in your house, which thank heavens I’ve done.” He seems to be breathing rather heavily. “Listen, you said ‘satellite,’ didn’t you? Are there people up there?”

“How should I know? Hang on, there are some Russians in the Mir space station, they seem to like long orbital missions, and that American guy they took up with them.”

“Russians and Americans in the same space station!” he says incredulously. “What about the American space program?”

“I don’t think there’s been a shuttle mission for a few weeks. But they’re all working on docking, so they can get Space Station Alpha started. Look, why ask me this? Can’t you read the paper?”

“The Moon,” he says urgently. “What about the Moon?”

“I think your five minutes must be up.” My feet are getting numb because of the angle I’m leaning against the table that the phone sits on. “What do you mean, what about the Moon?”

“Are there people up there? A lunar settlement?”

“Are you nuts or something? There’s nothing up there since they killed off Apollo before I was even born.”

“They killed Apollo? Wait a minute, this is getting too much for me to take in. Apollo the Greek god?”

I hear Poppa’s key in the door.

“Look, I don’t find your line of repartee particularly amusing, nameless nerd, and your five minutes ran out at the third beep.” Poppa hates me hanging off the phone, as he calls it. “So long, Charlie,” I say, and put down the receiver. I think I hear a thin drawn-out scream of anguish and wonder what kind of loony creep the nameless nerd really is.

Poppa catches me taking my hand off the receiver but he doesn’t take the chance to nag at me. He smiles, actually, and gives a quick hug as he goes by, loaded down with books and notepads and calculators and his Dictaphone and stuff.

“Hi, Jenny. Get to the supermarket in time?”

“Only just. I haven’t unpacked yet.”

“Is that your bike sprawled in the street?”

“Yeah, I’m just going.”

“You should be more careful, pet. Bikes cost money.”

“I had to answer the phone, I could hear it ringing.”

I bring the bike into the hallway through the front door and nudge it shut with the heel of my sneaker.

“Not for me, I presume?” He’s taking eggs from the carton and putting them one by one into the plastic slots in the top of the fridge door. I’ll never understand why he bothers. Why not leave them in the carton? I suppose it conserves space, but we never have all that much food in the fridge now there’s just the two of us.

“Don’t think so.”

“Don’t be absurd, Jenny. Either the call was for me or it wasn’t.”

“It wasn’t for either of us.”

“Oh. We’ve been getting a few wrong numbers lately. It must have something to do with the road repairs.”

I think of asking Poppa’s opinion about the nameless phone freak or at least telling it all to him as a sort of entertaining story but then I notice the Science Show has been on for a quarter of an hour and run for the radio. I hate missing it.