Cover Page
Title Page
Copyright
Dedication
The Back Garden, August 2004
1 Murdering the Flowerbeds
2 The Man in the Brown Sierra
3 Home from Home
4 DB on the Tarmac
5 The One with the Legs
6 Don’t Cry for Me
7 Thanks for Standing By Me
8 I Do
9 The Germans
10 My Foot in It
11 Beckham (pen)
12 Bubble Beckham
13 About Loyalty
14 United Born and Bred
15 For Real: Hala Madrid!
16 Futbol, La Vida
17 It’s Christmas
18 Let’s Face It
Career Record
Index
Acknowledgements
About the Publisher
