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"Right, I'm off for a nap, I'm still feeling a bit under par, you're in charge," I tell Lucy. I hand her back her phone.

"You are joking, right? I've never sailed a boat before in my life," she says.

"Not much chance of sailing with this light wind," I reply, looking skyward, "we'll be motoring most of the way, at least until the other side of Lefkas. Nothing to it, anyway it will be good practice for that new RIB I hear you're getting. Just keep the boat pointing in that direction and we'll be fine." I point to the front of the boat which is facing Lefkas canal about ten miles to our north. "You see where the channel starts to narrow? Well give me a shout when we get there or if we start sinking. We are hurtling along at about four knots, so it won't be anytime soon."

"OK, your boat, your risk," she replies. "I just need to powder my nose though. Then you can catch up on your much-needed beauty sleep." She goes down below. After a couple of minutes she calls out. "So how do I flush this thing?" I tell her how to pump out the toilet and a few moments later she's back.

"Everything OK?"

"All good," she says. "By the way I've left an air freshener down there. It should help."

I'm a little stung by her critique of my earlier cleaning but don't give her the satisfaction of seeing that.

"Lovely," I say. "All yours." I gesture towards the wheel.

Downstairs is a little foggy. There is a slight breeze coming through the open hatch but not enough to blow away the perfume of a few weeks living in confined quarters. I close my close my eyes and allow the gentle rocking to lull me off to sleep.

When I wake, I feel considerably better than I had earlier. I even feel a little hungry. Definitely, I'm in need of a coffee. I check my Rolex. A couple of hours have passed since I left Lucy on deck. I light the burner in the galley and heat up some water for coffee.

"No mishaps?" I ask Lucy, as I rejoin her in the brilliant sunshine. "I've brought coffee. Sorry it's only Nescafe."

"Aha, it lives," she says by way of reply. "Thank goodness. I'm starving. I was beginning to think you'd died."

"I'm a little peckish too," I admit. "We have a choice. Either we can raid the shopping bag and see what we can knock up, or we can stop in Lefkas town and grab a gyro." I check my watch again. "The next bridge opening is in about twenty minutes. We'll never make that one so we've got over two hours to kill until we can get through."

I know that Lucy is not big on cooking, I'm certainly no Jamie Whatsisname. Anyway, I'm guessing that the provisions she bought are more in the line of biscuits than ingredients for anything substantial. I think gyros is a safer option.

"Sounds like a plan," she says. "Fancy a biscuit in the meantime?"

Half an hour later, the channel between the mainland and Lefkas has narrowed right down and we are in the canal. The seabed sits deep enough in the middle but very shallow either side. I take the helm from Lucy. She's been spooked by a couple of very large Italian registered superyachts that squeeze through here to save fuel and avoid the longer trip around the outside of the island. One overtook us so close that we could have shared the spaghetti with the boisterous oversized family dining on the poop deck. The other didn't seem to spot us at all as it steamed towards us, Lucy took evasive action just in time, but Achilles was left rolling violently from side to side by the wash.

"Arseholes," shouted Lucy as the motor charged away to the south. Two tanned dark-haired males waved back at her from the flybridge. "Handsome though and speaking of handsome, I met Henri earlier this morning. He was out jogging."

"Henri?"

"You know, the new barman at Antoinette's place," she reminds me. "He's got muscles just where you want them if you know what I mean."

I don't, but I say nothing.

"He's says he's going to be here all summer. Mind you that's if he can stand Antoinette for that long. He invited me to go running with him. I think it could be the start of a beautiful relationship. Our children would be stunning."

"As long as you're not rushing things then." I say. "Where's he from?"

"No idea. France, I guess from his lush accent. I think he's got it all, the looks, the physique, the voice. I may be in love."

"Again?," I say, "what happened to the last one. Andreas. The policeman. I thought he was the answer to your prayers, your dream guy."

"In the end we just weren't compatible," she says dropping the subject.

As we've been chatting, we've passed the seagull covered rubbish dump, and the massive Lefkas Marina. I turn the boat in towards the town quay, a popular spot.

"Shout if you see a space," I say.

We are lucky. We find somewhere and reverse in between a couple of ugly catamarans, on charter judging by the number of inflatables and people in matching white t-shirts. I throw the ropes to a friendly woman walking along the quayside and fetch the piece of wood that passes as my gangplank from the side of the boat.

"Right. The best gyros in Lefkas is definitely from the little place near the church at the top of the main street," I say.

"Agreed," Lucy replies. We cross the busy road that abuts the quay and head through a narrow alleyway with corrugated iron houses on both sides before turning left towards the place we have in mind. We take the only table left.

"He's all alone," Lucy says. She's picking up the subject of Henri from earlier, but it takes me a few seconds to work that out. Your mind has to be agile to keep up with Lucy sometimes. "Something horrible happened to his family, he was the only survivor."

"Keeps things close to his chest, does he?"

Lucy prompts me for further explanation.

"Well, it's not the sort of thing that usually comes up when you're talking to someone for the first time"

"What can I say, I've just got that listening sort of persona," she says.

"Oh yeah, you're all ears," I say.

"Anyway, it wasn't when we'd just met. That was when he was out jogging. This was later when we met for a coffee."

A waiter comes to our table and we order. I'm having chicken gyros, Lucy wants pork. Too chewy for me at my age. Like every other part of me my teeth are in decline. Having had several no eating days on the trot I also throw in an order for chicken souvlaki for good measure.

"Why is it," I begin, "that gyros in Greece tastes so fantastic, when a kebab in the UK is so shit?"

"One of life's little mysteries, like, why is it that coca cola tastes fantastic out of a bottle but shit from a can?"

"Or why does the first cup of tea in the morning taste the best?"

We both pause to think of further examples but can't. The table next to us clears and almost immediately it is filled.

"Roydon, is that you? It bloody is isn't it?"

There's no denying it. It is me and at this moment I wish it wasn't. Sitting with her back to me, but now having turned her chair right around, thus making a quick casual conversation impossible, is Kirsty. I take in what she's wearing which is best described as provocative. Especially for a woman of late middle age. She's squeezed into skin-tight faux black leather trousers, an even tighter glittering silver top, and four-inch-high bright yellow wedged platform shoes. She has bleached her once brunette hair. She speaks with a loud northern accent. She is size fourteen but dressed as a size ten. Worst of all, she's my ex.

"Kirsty, how lovely to see you," I lie, badly to my ears.

Kirsty turns her attention from me to Lucy. She scans her up and down. She obviously thinks Lucy and I might be an item. This might be fun after all.

"And who is this?" asks Kirsty.

"I'm Lucy."

Kirsty gives a smile that gets nowhere near her eyes. It's all mouth. She drops Lucy from her gaze and turns back to me.

"How are you Roydon? Still drinking? Still doing weed? Still living on that disgusting little boat?" she asks.

"Guilty on all three counts, your honour," I reply. "However, I'm fine. Never better. You?"

"Well I haven't touched a drop or taken any form of unprescribed medication for about a year now. Strangely getting clean seems to have had something to do with not being around you."

Ouch. I guess you could call ours a toxic relationship. When she and I were together Kirsty certainly held her own in the drinking and substance department. I'm not sure we ever really liked each other, let alone loved each other when we were sober. It ended badly. I still feel some guilt over that, but I was desperate. Desperate to see the back of her. So, I threw her off the boat one day when we had anchored up on a little island. I can't even remember which one. I knew she'd blag a lift back from someone and obviously she did, but I'm not sensing a lot of forgiveness here. I'm searching for a way to shut down this conversation. Our food arrives and I'm hoping this will be a signal for Kirsty to turn back around and rejoin her friend who she hasn't introduced. She doesn't.

"We've just got back from Sofia," she says, "in Bulgaria."

"Yes, I've heard that's where it is," I reply. I'm staring pointedly at my plate now.

"We went by coach. We left Lefkas early Tuesday morning. Drove through the night and arrived Wednesday afternoon. Thursday was spent exploring Sofia, came back early yesterday. Pretty tiring but it was great wasn't it Cherry?"

Kirsty's friend nods but says nothing. Are they in a relationship I wonder?

"You certainly look knackered," I say.

Lucy has given up on the niceties and started eating her lunch. I decide to join her and slide the succulent spiced chicken pieces off the skewer.

"Do you know why it's called souvlaki?" Kirsty asks.

I couldn't give a monkey I just want to eat the bloody stuff.

"Souvla means skewer in Greek, they add aki to words if something is much loved, like skilaki means doggy."

"Gosh I never knew that," I say flatly. "Thank you."

"How was Bulgaria?" Lucy charges into the rescue before I poke out Kirsty's eyes with my little skewer. "I imagine it as being all stolen cars and money laundering, is it dangerous?"

"Oh no, no, no," exclaims Kirsty forcefully. I think she may have joined the Bulgarian tourism board. "People that think that are out of touch."

"That's me," I chip in.

"Sofia is now one of the trendiest destinations there is in Europe. The shops are amazing, and prices much cheaper than here. The hotel we stayed in was a five star. Our room was gigantic, wasn't it Cherry? Had a jacuzzi that could take four."

"And did it?, I ask.

Kirsty smiles a well-practised condescending smile. Her eyes flick to Lucy. "He's so funny isn't he?" she says. "As for crime, we never saw even a hint of it in our time there. Friendly people. Polite too. No all in all we thought it was a great place, much safer than here."

"Here? Unsafe?" Lucy asks.

I can see that Kirsty has pressed Lucy's alarm. If she had that panic room, she'd be on her way there now.

"Rubbish," I say. "Safe as houses round here. I don't even bother locking my boat." They both look at me.

"I read an article online the other day that really made me stop and think," Kirsty continues. "I've been here ten years now. When I first got here getting weed and stuff was tricky. It's as easy as buying a cheese pie today. Now I know why. The hardened criminals, the real "Mr Bigs," are leaving Spain in their droves. Market's saturated or something. Plus, they want a better standard of life."

"Like all of us. But what's that got to do with sleepy old Lefkas?" I ask.

"Apparently they're heading here."