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SPEECH MAKING

DO NOT PLAN

FROWN

DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT

WITH THE AUDIENCE

SPEAK AS QUIETLY AS POSSIBLE

SPEAK QUICKLY

DO NOT PAUSE

SHOUT OCCASIONALLY

AND WITHOUT REASON

USE ABUSIVE LANGUAGE

WATCH RECORDINGS OF YOUR SPEECHES

REASONS

UNNECESSARY

YOU MAY PROCEED WITHOUT THEM

SOCIAL WIND

I BLOW INTO TOWN

I RUIN EVERYTHING

THEN I GO AWAY

I AM GREATLY RESPECTED