Contents
Cover
Title Page
Dedication
1 - Scratch ‘N’ Sniff
2 - Icy Silence
3 - The Wanderer
4 - Drivel
5 - Abandon Starbucks!
6 - Soap-Dodgers
7 - A Bucket in the Corner
8 - Maybe It’s the Drains
9 - A Little Bit of Drool
10 - Slightly Chewed
11 - Hair Pulling
12 - Pongy Pong
13 - Shut your Face!
14 - Lady and the Tramp
15 - Bath Time
16 - Rule Britannia
17 - Collapsed Bouffant
18 - Rabbit Droppings
19 - Supertramp
20 - Grubby Toilet Roll
21 - Wet Wipe
22 - Long Lion Days
23 - Plastic Snowman
24 - Yuckety Yuck Yuck
25 - Black Leather Mistletoe
26 - Little Star
Acknowledgments
