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25 Black Leather Mistletoe

“I’ve got some black leather mistletoe this Christmas,

I‘m gonna kiss you and give you a bad shaving rash…”

Dad had plugged his shiny new electric guitar into its amp and was strutting up and down the living room exuberantly singing one of his old band’s songs. He was clearly having the time of his life. It was almost as if his perm had grown back too. Mum, Chloe, Annabelle and Mr Stink sat on the sofa and clapped along. Even Elizabeth and the Duchess were curled up together nodding their heads in time with the music. The heavy rock wasn’t quite to Mr Stink’s taste, and to combat the noise he had discreetly re-inserted his rabbit-dropping earplugs.


“Yeah baby I’m gonna feast on your mince pies,

And give you a real good yuletide surprise…!”

The World of David Walliams: 7 Book Collection

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