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Julie’s Hawaiian Vacay Itinerary!

You and your “work husband” have just won an all-expenses-paid vacation in Oahu. Now the fun begins...

1 Get lei’d. (With flowers, obvi.)

2 Settle into your gorgeous ocean-side cabin. Contemplate living in Hawaii forever.

3 Become overwhelmed with hideous unexplained jealousy when your bestie decides to make sexy moves on your work husband, Alan.

4 Dismiss jealousy. After all, you’re not interested in Alan “that” way...are you?

5 Avoid joyous dancing when bestie’s ex arrives and sweeps her off her feet—leaving Alan completely and totally available.

6 Now you’re alone with Alan. Alone. In paradise. Take a deep breath, have a mai tai—or two—and (gulp!) make your move. Be classy.

7 “Accidentally” let Alan peek under your grass skirt.

8 Take off grass skirt.

9 Do Incredibly Naughty and Sexy Things everywhere.

10 And do not think about what happens when you and your work husband go back to reality....