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TWO AFRICANS IN NEW YORK Harlem, 2002

Politically correct African American journalist (Journalist): “How do you see the future of African Americans?”

Famous black South African performer (Performer): “What is an African American?”

Journalist: “You know, black Americans?”

Performer: “Why do you call them ‘Africans’?”

Journalist: “Because that’s where they’re from.”

Performer: “You mean blacks here call themselves ‘African’?”

Journalist: “Yes, didn’t you know?”

Performer: “My white friend here is African. Black Americans are not.”

Journalist: “Why do you say that?”

Performer: “You can only call yourself African if you can shit behind a bush and wipe your arse with leaves.”

Journalist: “I can’t write that.”

Performer: “Well, then I guess that’s the end of the interview. Hey Deon, wanna go and irritate some more niggers?”