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This book will prove the following ten facts:

1 A Goon is a being who melts into the foreground and sticks there.

2 Pigs have wings, making them hard to catch.

3 All power corrupts, but we need electricity.

4 When an irresistible force meets an immovable object, the result is a family fight.

5 Music does not always soothe the troubled breast.

6 An Englishman’s home is his castle.

7 The female of the species is more deadly than the male.

8 One black eye deserves another.

9 Space is the final frontier, and so is the sewage farm.

10 It pays to increase your word power.