Читать книгу Pride and Prejudice. Адаптированная книга для чтения на английском языке. Intermediate - Джейн Остин, Сет Грэм-Смит - Страница 13

While the servants were serving dinner, Mr. Bennet spoke very little, but when they left, he thought it time to have some conversation with his guest. He remarked that Mr. Collins was very fortunate in his patroness. Lady Catherine de Bourgh's attention to his wishes, and concern for his comfort, seemed quite extraordinary. Mr. Bennet could not have chosen better. Mr. Collins became most solemn in his manner and said that «he had never in his life seen such behaviour in a person of rank, such friendliness and condescension, as he had himself experienced from Lady Catherine. She had asked him twice to dine at Rosings. Many people he knew considered Lady Catherine proud, but he had never seen anything but friendliness in her. She had always spoken to him as she would to any other gentleman; she made not the smallest objection to his joining in the society of the neighborhood or to his leaving the parish occasionally for a week or two, to visit his relatives. She had even condescended to advise him to marry as soon as he could, provided he chose with discretion; and had once paid him a visit in his humble abode, where she had perfectly approved all the changes he had been making, and had even condescended to suggest some herself: some shelves in the closet upstairs».

Mrs. Bennet asked if lady Catherine lived near Mr. Collins.

«The garden in which stands my humble abode is separated only by a lane from Rosings Park, her ladyship's residence».

«I think you said she was a widow, sir? Has she any family?»

«She has only one daughter, the heiress of Rosings, and of very extensive property».

Mrs. Bennet then wanted to know what sort of young lady the daughter was, whether she was beautiful.

Mr. Collins said Miss de Bourgh was a most charming young lady indeed, but unfortunately of a sickly constitution, which has prevented her from making that progress in many accomplishments which she could have otherwise achieved, as he was informed by the lady who supervised her education.

«Has she been presented? I do not remember her name among the ladies at court».

«Her poor state of health unhappily prevents her being in town. As I told Lady Catherine one day, that has deprived the British court of its brightest ornament. Her ladyship seemed pleased with the idea; and you may imagine that I am happy on every occasion to offer those little delicate compliments which are always acceptable to ladies».

«You possess the talent of flattering with delicacy», said Mr. Bennet, «and may I ask whether you pay these pleasing compliments on an impulse, or are they the result of previous composition?»

«They arise chiefly from what is passing at the time, and though I sometimes amuse myself with composing such little elegant compliments as may be adapted to ordinary occasions, I always try to make them sound as spontaneous as possible».

Mr. Bennet's expectations were fully answered. His cousin was as absurd as he had hoped, and he listened to him with great enjoyment, keeping at the same time the most serious expression on his face, and only occasionally glancing at Elizabeth.

By tea-time, however, the dose had been enough, and Mr. Bennet was glad to take his guest into the drawing-room again, and, when tea was over, glad to invite him to read aloud to the ladies. Mr. Collins readily agreed, but when a book was produced, he started back and said that he never read novels. Other books were produced, and he chose Fordyce's Sermons. Before he had, with very monotonous solemnity, read three pages, Lydia interrupted him addressing to her mother:

«Do you know, mamma, that my uncle Phillips talks of dismissing Richard, and if he does, Colonel Forster will hire him. I shall walk to Meryton to-morrow to hear more about it, and to ask when Mr. Denny comes back from town».

Mr. Collins, much offended, laid aside his book, and said:

«It's a pity young ladies are so little interested by serious books, though written solely for their benefit. It surprises me, I must say; for, certainly, there can be nothing so advantageous to them as instruction. But I will no longer bore my young cousin».

Mrs. Bennet and her daughters apologized most politely for Lydia's interruption, and promised that it would not happen again, if he would start reading again. But Mr. Collins, assuring them that no offence was taken, turned to Mr. Bennet and offered himself as his partner at backgammon. Mr. Bennet accepted the offer, saying that he acted very wisely in leaving the girls to their own silly amusements.