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I. — SOOPER

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IT was a coincidence that Sooper made a call at Barley Stack this bright spring morning, for at that moment he knew nothing of the attempt to burgle Mr. Stephen Elson's house, was ignorant that such a person as Sullivan the tramp existed, or that his crazy companion in crime was wandering loose around the fair countryside, singing foolish little songs about love—and those in a foreign and unintelligible language.

But Barley Stack had for Sooper the fascination which the flame has for the moth, or, a better illustration, the battle for the veteran war-horse. Though he must have known that at this hour Mr. Cardew had long since departed to the City, for Gordon Cardew, though retired from his profession, had the nine o'clock habit ineradicably implanted in his system.

Nevertheless Sooper called. Failing a more poignant thrill of crossing swords with this man Cardew, there was generally a certain amount of satisfaction to be had from an encounter with Hannah Shaw. Mr. Cardew's attitude of mind towards him was one of resentment, for Sooper had hurt him. Hannah, on the other hand, was incapable of feeling or expressing the fine nuances of personal regard, and hated this ancient superintendent of police with a loathing which she never attempted to conceal.

Hannah stood squarely in the porch of Barley Stack, and the malignant light in her brown eyes might have spoken for her. She was a woman below middle height and rather plump, and her black alpaca dress did not enhance her comeliness.

Comely she was, in a way. Her heavy face was unlined, the thick black fringe over her forehead untinged with grey, though she was well past forty. If her features were big they were regular, and in spite of her proportions it would have been unfair to describe her as dumpy.

"Nice weather we're havin'," murmured Sooper. He leant languidly against his dilapidated motor-bicycle, his eyes half closed as though, in the warmth of the morning and the beauty of the surroundings, he was predisposed to take his siesta. "And the garden's looking lovely too. Never seen so many daffydils as you've got in the park, and carnations too! Got a good gardener, I'll bet. Mr. Cardew in?"

"No, he isn't!"

"Out followin' the trail of the Boscombe Bank-hold-up, I'll bet!" said Sooper, shaking his head in simulated admiration. "Soon as I saw that hold-up in the papers, I said to my sergeant, 'It wants a man like Mister Cardew to trail that gang—ord'nary police couldn't do it. They'd never find a clue—they'd be baffled from the start.'"

"Mr. Cardew has gone to his office, as you very well know, Minter," she snapped, her eyes blazing. "He has something better to do than waste his time on police work. We pay rates and taxes for the police, and a precious lot of use they are! An incompetent, ignorant lot of men who haven't even an education!"

"Can't have everything," said Sooper sadly. "Stands to reason, Mrs. Shaw—"

"Miss Shaw!" Hannah almost shouted the correction.

"Always think of you that way," said Sooper apologetically. "I was only sayin' to my sergeant the other day, 'Why that young lady doesn't get married beats me: she's young—'"

"I've no time to waste on you, Minter—"

"Mister Minter," suggested Sooper gently.

"If you've any message for Mr. Cardew I'll take it—otherwise, I've a lot of work to do and I can't waste my time with you."

"Any burglaries?" asked Sooper as she half-turned to go.

"No, there aren't any burglaries," she answered shortly. "And if there were, we shouldn't send for you."

"I'll bet you wouldn't," said Sooper fervently. "I'll bet Mr. Cardew would just take the size of the burglar's footprint an' look him up in his book on anthro—whatever the word is, an' the poor nut would be pinched before night."

Miss Hannah Shaw turned round on him in a fury.

"If you think you're being clever, let me tell you that there are people in London who can make you look small, Minter. If Mr. Cardew went to the Secretary of State and told him half of the things you do and say, he'd have your coat off your back before the end of the week!"

Sooper examined his sleeve critically.

"What's the matter with it?" he asked, as she slammed the door viciously in his face.

Sooper did not smile, nor was he annoyed. Instead he filled his foul pipe with great deliberation, gazed admiringly at the glorious colouring of the spring flowers that filled every bed in sight, and, stopping only long enough to fix a stolen pimpernel in the lapel of his worn jacket, went noisily down the drive to the main road.

Half an hour later: "When a man's got to my age 'n' exalted position," said Sooper, blinking rapidly at the sober-faced young officer who sat on the other side of the table, "he's entitled to be temp'ramental. I'm temp'ramental today. There's a touch of spring in the air, an' I'll bet I didn't hear a cuckoo last Sunday? And when there's cuckoos around and the bluebells are growing in the woods, I'm temp'ramental. Besides, I've just had a talk with the Belle of Barley Stack, and my head's full of sentimental ideas. You ask me to give a good look at this here tramp an' I reply that I'd sooner go chasing primroses on the river's brink."

Sooper was tall and angular and very untidy. His suit had been an old one in pre-war days, and now, cleaned and turned, was a mockery of clothes. His lank, brown face and awkward grey eyebrows gave him a distinction which his garb did much to dissipate. Hannah Shaw's contempt for his wardrobe was one of his dearest joys.

There were many superintendents of police, but when you spoke in Metropolitan Police circles of Sooper, you meant Superintendent Patrick J. Minter and nobody else.

"Go you and interview the vagrant, my good sergeant." He waved his big hand with a lordly gesture. "The serious business of criminal detection belongs to my past—it was too simple! Got me going senile—that's why I took this job, where I can live in the country an' keep chickens an' rabbits an' study nature in all its majesty an' splendour."

"I" division of the Metropolitan Police covers that part of rural London which comes up against the Sussex border. It is notoriously a sleepy division, a backwater into which men drift gratefully from the turbulent waters of Limehouse and Greenwich and Notting Dale. "I" division dealt mainly with such surprising crimes as vagrancy, poaching and rickfiring.

The men of "I" division, to the envy of their city fellows, impound straying horses and cattle and take active steps to deal with foot-and-mouth disease. They are known as 'the yokels', 'the hayseeders' and 'the lost legion'. But the men cultivate gardens (many raising their own garden truck), and can afford to smile tolerantly when jealous comrades make sneering references to their bucolic pursuits.

Sooper was transferred from Scotland Yard to this pleasant haven, not as a mark of his superiors' appreciation of his excellent services—he was one of the Big Five that smashed the Russian gang in Whitechapel—but (the truth had best be told) because he was a thorn in the side of certain police officials. Sooper was a source of constant irritation to headquarters. He respected nobody, from the Chief Commissioner downwards; he was polite to nobody; he agreed with nobody. He wrangled, he argued, and occasionally he defied. Most irritating of his qualities was the fact that he was generally right. And when he was proved right and his chiefs were wrong, he mentioned the fact some twenty or thirty times in the course of a working day: "What's more," he went on, "talking to this low tramp's goin' to interrupt my studies. I'm takin' an intensive course of criminology. Never heard of Lombroso, I'll bet? Ah! Then you don't know anything about criminals' brains! Ord'nary brains weigh...I've forgotten what, but criminals' brains are lighter. Go bring me this man's brain and I'll tell you whether he was trying to break into Barley Stack. And prehensile feet: d'ye know that five per cent of crim'nals can pick up things with their toes? An' d'you know that oxycephalic heads are all the fashion in crim'nal circles? You've missed sump'n'. Go take a tape measure and get that hobo's statistics and watch out for his asymmetrical face! It was always simple, catchin' 'em. It's childish easy now!"

Sergeant Lattimer was too wise a man to interrupt his superior until his garrulity showed signs of running dry. This seemed a favourite moment to interject a remark.

"But, Super, this isn't an ordinary burglary. According to Sullivan—that is the tramp's name—"

"Tramps haven't got any names," said Sooper wearily. "You started wrong. They're 'Mike' and 'Weary' and 'Box Car Billy', but they haven't any family names."

"According to Sullivan,—the other tramp who was with him would not allow him to get into Mr. Elson's house and take money. He wanted something else—"

"Deeds of the family estate, maybe," interrupted Sooper thoughtfully. "Or the birth certificat' of the rightful heir? Or maybe Mr. Elson, bein' a low-down American, stole the sacred ruby from the right eye of the great god Hokum, an' s'nister Injuns have followed him waitin' their opportunity? This is a case for Cardew—maybe you can tackle it. Go to it, Sergeant. You'll get your pitcher in the papers: and you're a good-looker too. P'raps you'll marry the girl that's supposed to be a housemaid but turns out to be the daughter of the duke, having been pinched by gipsies in her youth: Go on!"