More of the World’s Best Drinking Jokes

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Edward Phillips. More of the World’s Best Drinking Jokes

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THE DRINKER’S GUIDE TO BAR SIGNS

DRINKER’S DICTIONARY

THE DRINKER’S GUIDE TO COCKTAILS

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During the days of Prohibition, a traveller found himself in a small town in Arkansas. He asked a man in the street where he could get a drink. ‘Well,’ said the man, ‘in this town, they only use whisky for snake bites. There’s only one snake in town, and it’s gittin’ kinda late. You’d better hurry down and git in line before it gits exhausted.’

At a bar in Toronto, a drunk was muttering, ‘It can’t be done! It can’t be done!’

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