20 смешных историй для обсуждения и пересказа

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Елена Анатольевна Корнетова. 20 смешных историй для обсуждения и пересказа

Jack and the flowers

Ants and cockroaches

The theory of evolution

Granny's teeth

The groom

The funny comparison

The wrong Santa Claus

The prescription

The clever dog owner

You can do it!

Two blondes

The annoying cat

The curious woman from the city

The angry parrot

The math lesson

The personal conversation

Salaries

The greedy man

The stupid idea

The surprising appearance

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The Smiths lived on the outskirts of a small town. Their apartment building was very old and had to be renovated. In their rundown apartment there were a lot of cockroaches and ants. Annoying insects made the whole family’s life difficult. When Mrs. Smith cooked food, huge brown cockroaches crawled around the kitchen. Insects crawled around in the bath when the daughter Emma washed herself. Mr. Smith even found huge ants in his clothes when he went to work.

One day the neighbors came to visit the Smiths. At dinner, everyone discussed various topics, including the annoying insects. One of the visitors, Mrs. Black, said that she had once read in the newspaper that ants and cockroaches could not live together in one room. Mrs. Smith was very surprised, because there were ants and cockroaches in their apartment. Suddenly Emma interrupted the conversation:

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10) What did Emma say?

Express the same in English:

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