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| "LED ME SEE—I SEEM TO REMEMBER YOUR FACE SOME'OW." | 3 |
| "WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' THEM C'RECT GUIDES AT, OLE MAN? A SHILLIN'? |
| NOT me!" | |
| "GO 'OME, DIRTY DICK!" | 17 |
| "FIGGERS 'ere, GEN'L'M'N!" | 20 |
| "PETS! DON'T YOU love THEM?" | 27 |
| "CAPTURED BY A DESULTORY ENTHUSIAST" | 34 |
| "HE EXPECTED THERE WOULD HAVE BEEN MORE TO SEE" | 42 |
| "ER"—(CONSULTS SOME HIEROGLYPHICS ON HIS CUFF STEALTHILY) | 46 |
| "H'M; THAT MAY BE MITHRAS'S NOTION OF MAKING A CLEAN JOB OF IT, BUT |
| IT AIN'T mine!" | 51 |
| "I SEZ AS THAT UN'S A FAWKS, AN' I'M READY TO PROVE IT ON ANNY MAN" | 60 |
| "THAT'S PLAY-ACTIN', THAT IS—AND I DON'T 'OLD WITH IT NO HOW!" | 64 |
| "GO IN, JIM! YOU GOT YER MARKIN'-PAPER READY ANYHOW" | 71 |
| "COME AN LOOK! ALAHA-BA-LI-BOO!" | 74 |
| "OW 'E SMOILED AT ME THROUGH THE BRORNCHES!" | 81 |
| FEMALE ARTISTE (SINGS REFRAIN) | 86 |
| "SHOW IT NOW, BY PUTTING MONEY IN THIS 'AT!" | 102 |
| "YOU AIN'T NO MORE 'OLD ON THAT SADDLE THAN A STAMP WITH THE GUM |
| LICKED OFF!" | 105 |
| "Warm, SIR? I am WARM—AND SOMETHING MORE!" | 119 |
| "SNAY PAS FACILE QUAND VOUS AVEZ LES SKATES TOUTES SUR UN CÔTÉ—COMME |
| moi!" | 123 |
| "GO IT, OLE FRANKY, MY SON!" | 125 |
| RECOGNISES WITH DISMAY A VIEW OF THE GRAND CANAL | 134 |
| THE SISTERS SILVERTWANG | 137 |
| "I AM ONLY A COWBOY" | 143 |
| "RUM THE SIGHTS THESE 'ERE SAVIDGES MAKE O' THEIRSELVES" | 149 |
| THE OWNER OF THE HAT DEIGNS NO REPLY | 154 |
