| PODBURY GRAPPLING WITH THE EPITOME OF SPENCER | 50 |
| THE CURATE GETS UP AND QUITS THE ROOM WITH DIGNITY | 57 |
| "IT DOES SEEM RATHER ROUGH ON FELLOWS, DON'T YOU KNOW" | 63 |
| AN ELDERLY ENGLISHWOMAN IS SITTING ON HER TRUNK | 66 |
| STRUGGLING WITH A LONG PRINTED PANORAMA | 73 |
| "HOW LITTLE YOU KNOW ME!" | 79 |
| "I KNOCK OFF QUITE A NUMBER OF THESE WHILE I'M ABROAD LIKE THIS" | 84 |
| "BOUND TO TEACH YOU A LOT, SEEING ALL THE OLD ALTAR-PIECES I DO!" | 90 |
| "I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE ACQUAINTED WITH A PAPER CALLED THE 'PENNY PATRICIAN'?" | 95 |
| SHE PASSES ON WITH HER CHIN IN THE AIR! | 101 |
| "BELLISSIMO SCULTORE!" | 107 |
| "HI! OTEZ-MOI CECI!" | 113 |
| "I GUESS YOU WANT TO COLOGNE your CHEEKS—THEY'RE DREADFUL LUMPY" | 120 |
| "I GUESS YOU'RE THE MOST UNSELFISH SAINT ON TWO LEGS!" | 127 |
| A SOLEMN GENTLEMAN STRUGGLING WITH A TROUBLESOME COUGH | 132 |
| "A MEAN CUSS? ME! REALLY—!" | 137 |
| HYPATIA, BY JOVE! NARROW SHAVE THAT! | 143 |
| READS WITH A GRADUALLY LENGTHENING COUNTENANCE | 150 |
