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| "What did 'e want to go and git the fair 'ump about?" | 11 |
| "What's she got hold of now?" | 21 |
| "You have lofty ambitions and the artistic temperament" | 37 |
| "They ain't on'y a lot o' sheep! I thought it was reciters, or somethink o' that" | 55 |
| "Mokestrians" | 75 |
| "Dear, dear! not a county family!" | 125 |
| "Well, he's had a sharp lesson,—there's no denying that". | 135 |
| "None of your humour here, mind!" | 155 |
| "I cann't get nothen done to 'en till the weather's a bit more hopen like" | 171 |
| "They haven't the patiensh for it" | 183 |
| "It must be a sort of animal, I suppose" | 193 |
| "I see him standing on the very brink of the precipice" | 209 |
| "To-night is ours!" | 225 |
| "Why the blazes don't ye take it?" | 239 |
| "Thash where 'tis, yer come on me too late!" | 251 |
| "'Ere, Florrie, you ain't croying, are yer?" | 271 |
