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TO-DAY I strayed in Charing Cross, as wretched as could be,

With thinking of my home and friends across the tumbling sea;

There was no water in my eyes, but my spirits were depressed,

And my heart lay like a sodden, soggy doughnut in my breast.

This way and that streamed multitudes, that gayly passed me by;

Not one in all the crowd knew me, and not a one knew I.

"Oh for a touch of home!" I sighed; "oh for a friendly face!

Oh for a hearty hand-clasp in this teeming, desert place!"

And so soliloquizing, as a homesick creature will,

Incontinent, I wandered down the noisy, bustling hill,

And drifted, automatic-like and vaguely, into Lowe's,

Where Fortune had in store a panacea for my woes.

The register was open, and there dawned upon my sight

A name that filled and thrilled me with a cyclone of delight,—

The name that I shall venerate unto my dying day,—

The proud, immortal signature: "John Smith, U. S. A."

Wildly I clutched the register, and brooded on that name;

I knew John Smith, yet could not well identify the same.

I knew him North, I knew him South, I knew him East and West;

I knew him all so well I knew not which I knew the best.

His eyes, I recollect, were gray, and black, and brown, and blue;

And when he was not bald, his hair was of chameleon hue;

Lean, fat, tall, short, rich, poor, grave, gay, a blonde, and a brunette,—

Aha, amid this London fog, John Smith, I see you yet!

I see you yet; and yet the sight is all so blurred I seem

To see you in composite, or as in a waking dream.

Which are you, John? I'd like to know, that I might weave a rhyme

Appropriate to your character, your politics, and clime.

So tell me, were you "raised" or "reared"? your pedigree confess

In some such treacherous ism as "I reckon" or "I guess."

Let fall your telltale dialect, that instantly I may

Identify my countryman, "John Smith, U. S. A."

It's like as not you air the John that lived aspell ago

Deown East, where codfish, beans, 'nd bona-fide schoolma'ams grow; Where the dear old homestead nestles like among the Hampshire hills, And where the robin hops about the cherry-boughs 'nd trills; Where Hubbard squash 'nd huckleberries grow to powerful size, And everything is orthodox from preachers down to pies; Where the red-wing blackbirds swing 'nd call beside the pickril pond, And the crows air cawin' in the pines uv the pasture lot beyond; Where folks complain uv bein' poor, because their money's lent Out West on farms 'nd railroads at the rate uv ten per cent; Where we ust to spark the Baker girls a-comin' home from choir, Or a-settin' namin' apples round the roarin' kitchen fire; Where we had to go to meetin' at least three times a week, And our mothers learnt us good religious Dr. Watts to speak; And where our grandmas sleep their sleep—God rest their souls, I say; And God bless yours, ef you're that John, "John Smith, U. S. A." Or, mebbe, Col. Smith, yo' are the gentleman I know In the country whar the finest Democrats 'nd hosses grow; Whar the ladies are all beautiful, an' whar the crap of cawn Is utilized for Burbon, and true awters are bawn. You've ren for jedge, and killed yore man, and bet on Proctor Knott; Yore heart is full of chivalry, yore skin is full of shot; And I disremember whar I've met with gentlemen so true As yo' all in Kaintucky, whar blood an' grass are blue, Whar a niggah with a ballot is the signal fo' a fight, Whar the yaller dawg pursues the coon throughout the bammy night, Whar blooms the furtive possum,—pride an' glory of the South! And anty makes a hoe-cake, sah, that melts within yo' mouth, Whar all night long the mockin'-birds are warblin' in the trees, And black-eyed Susans nod and blink at every passing breeze, Whar in a hallowed soil repose the ashes of our Clay,— H'yar's lookin' at yo', Col. "John Smith, U. S. A." Or wuz you that John Smith I knew out yonder in the West,— That part of our Republic I shall always love the best! Wuz you him that went prospectin' in the spring of '69 In the Red Hoss Mountain country for the Gosh-all-Hemlock mine? Oh, how I'd liked to clasped your hand, an' set down by your side, And talked about the good old days beyond the Big Divide,— Of the rackaboar, the snaix, the bear, the Rocky Mountain goat, Of the conversazzhyony, 'nd of Casey's tabble-dote, And a word of them old pardners that stood by us long ago,— Three-fingered Hoover, Sorry Tom, and Parson Jim, you know! Old times, old friends, John Smith, would make our hearts beat high again, And we'd see the snow-top mountains like we used to see 'em then; The magpies would go flutterin' like strange sperrits to 'nd fro, And we'd hear the pines a-singin' in the ragged gulch below; And the mountain brook would loiter like upon its windin' way, Ez if it waited for a child to jine it in its play. You see, John Smith, just which you are I cannot well recall; And, really, I am pleased to think you somehow must be all! For when a man sojourns abroad awhile, as I have done, He likes to think of all the folks he left at home as one. And so they are,—for well you know there's nothing in a name; Our Browns, our Joneses, and our Smiths are happily the same,— All represent the spirit of the land across the sea; All stand for one high purpose in our country of the free. Whether John Smith be from the South, the North, the West, the East, So long as he's American, it mattereth not the least; Whether his crest be badger, bear, palmetto, sword, or pine, His is the glory of the stars that with the stripes combine. Where'er he be, whate'er his lot, he's eager to be known, Not by his mortal name, but by his country's name alone; And so, compatriot, I am proud you wrote your name to-day Upon the register at Lowe's, "John Smith, U. S. A."