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NOTABLY fond of music, I dote on a sweeter tone

Than ever the harp has uttered or ever the lute has known.

When I wake at five in the morning with a feeling in my head

Suggestive of mild excesses before I retired to bed;

When a small but fierce volcano vexes me sore inside,

And my throat and mouth are furred with a fur that seemeth a buffalo hide, —

How gracious those dews of solace that over my senses fall

At the clink of the ice in the pitcher the boy brings up the hall!

Oh, is it the gaudy ballet, with features I cannot name,

That kindles in virile bosoms that slow but devouring flame?

Or is it the midnight supper, eaten before we retire,

That presently by combustion setteth us all afire?

Or is it the cheery magnum? – nay, I'll not chide the cup

That makes the meekest mortal anxious to whoop things up:

Yet, what the cause soever, relief comes when we call, —

Relief with that rapturous clinkety-clink that clinketh alike for all.

I've dreamt of the fiery furnace that was one vast bulk of flame,

And that I was Abednego a-wallowing in that same;

And I've dreamt I was a crater, possessed of a mad desire

To vomit molten lava, and to snort big gobs of fire;

I've dreamt I was Roman candles and rockets that fizzed and screamed, —

In short, I have dreamt the cussedest dreams that ever a human dreamed:

But all the red-hot fancies were scattered quick as a wink

When the spirit within that pitcher went clinking its clinkety-clink.

Boy, why so slow in coming with that gracious, saving cup?

Oh, haste thee to the succor of the man who is burning up!

See how the ice bobs up and down, as if it wildly strove

To reach its grace to the wretch who feels like a red-hot kitchen stove!

The piteous clinks it clinks methinks should thrill you through and through:

An erring soul is wanting drink, and he wants it p. d. q.!

And, lo! the honest pitcher, too, falls in so dire a fret

That its pallid form is presently bedewed with a chilly sweat.

May blessings be showered upon the man who first devised this drink

That happens along at five a. m. with its rapturous clinkety-clink!

I never have felt the cooling flood go sizzling down my throat

But what I vowed to hymn a hymn to that clinkety-clink devote;

So now, in the prime of my manhood, I polish this lyric gem

For the uses of all good fellows who are thirsty at five a. m.,

But specially for those fellows who have known the pleasing thrall

Of the clink of the ice in the pitcher the boy brings up the hall.