| "It might give us some clew," says I, "as to what him and your paw had a run-in about." | Frontispiece |
| FACING PAGE |
| "I wouldn't have anything happen to you for the world," says I. | 6 |
| "Now see hea-uh, Mistuh Vonstable," says he, "I wouldn't go for to do anything like that." | 62 |
| "Say, I'm a bear for Paris." | 94 |
| "Now, friends!" he calls, "everybody in on the chorus." | 127 |
| "What's the idea," says Mabel, "wishin' this Rube stuff on us?" | 158 |
| He sidles up to the desk and proceeds to make some throaty noises. | 198 |
| Blamed if Dudley don't have the nerve to tow Veronica into the next room, stretchin' on tiptoe to talk in her ear. | 298 |
