Foreword
THE JUMBLE BOOK OF RHYMES
Greetings
Introspection
An Acknowledgment
Pay! Pay!! Pay!!!
Taffy and the Man
Myself vs. Me
To "The Quiet Observer"
A bas Polyanna!
If You'd Marry
To My Valentine
All Mine in Dreams
Should Dreams Come True
Lotus Eating
Fergit Dem Dreams
Fickleness of Maidens
Constancy—As Applied to One Man
Handle With Care
The One and The Only
My Garden
My Threnody
Eternity
INTERMISSION
A MEDLEY
I 'Ear Noes
Ode to a Sylphine Figure
Feelin' Blue
A Bare Story
A Truth
Hooverize
Fine
Fugax, Sequax; Sequax, Fugax
A Betrayal of Irish Ancestry
Exit Cooky
The Limit
Safety First
Unbearable
Wrong Prescription
Seeing Double
Wisdom
Just Talk
The Man Who Made Umph-ta-ta Smile
Myself and Me
C'est la Guerre
Spring Styles
Strictly Proper
18 to 45
You Never Can Tell
An Ounce of Prevention
Fear Not
Eat What's Set Before You
Show Me
Damfino Jones
Silent Bill
Buster Boy
Not Forgetting Dad
Chromatic
Enuf!
The Evening Bath
The Dirty-Neck Policeman and the Black Hand
Do You Believe in Santa Claus?
Shaving Time
The Big Black Bear
Missing You
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