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Come, look alive! His Majesty's Divan

Will soon assemble. Now, look sharp, my man!

A carpet for this throne; here sits her Highness;

Bring brooms, and sweep up all this horrid dry mess.

I say, Truffaldin, what's this grand array?

The high Divan again – twice in one day?

Eight seats here for the doctors!

They're all muffs,

But look imposing in their brocade stuffs.

Truffaldin, do you hear? What is the matter?

How dare you make such a confounded clatter?

You stupid, don't you know the whole Divan

Are called to meet as quickly as they can?

Another suitor for my mistress' heart

Is anxious from his silly head to part.

For shame! Three hours ago one victim fell.

This new pretender seems a precious swell.

His curly poll will grace the hangman's pole,

A charming barber's block, upon my soul!

'Twill cut a figure in our "Rotten Row;"

I think that jest is witty – Ho, ho, ho!

Your soul in blackness with your visage vies —

You grin whene'er a fellow-creature dies.

You jackanapes! None of your paltry spite;

My heart's not black, – your liver 'tis that's white;

So hold your jaw. Why should I grieve to see

That men for love such arrant fools can be?

The more the merrier; for on each day,

Our Princess 'scapes a husband's dreaded sway;

She gives us all a good jollification,

Besides munificent gratification.

How barbarous.

Now, don't you be so silly.

Her suitors are not dragged here willy-nilly;

They know the journey here their heads may cost 'em,

But 'tis no loss; for they've already lost 'em.

Perhaps that's why the riddles they can't guess,

And always fall into a hideous mess.

I'm sure my charming mistress is most lenient

To have devised a method so convenient

To rid herself, and China, of such geese;

Much harder tasks, – to fetch the golden fleece —

Or singing water – or the talking bird —

Were formerly exacted, as I've heard.

My lovely Highness is not so inhuman,

She only tests her sweethearts' fine acumen;

And if she must submit to husband's rule,

At least she'll not be governed by a fool.

The royal trumpets sound. Hark, don't you hear 'em.

I'll run t'escort my Princess from her hareem.

Be off! and guard the palace portals,

Let none pass thro' but Mandarin-born mortals.

Good folk, behold your monarch much perplexed,

I must confess I'm seriously vexed.

My daughter's obstinacy quite unnerves me,

Such unforeseen and jadish tricks she serves me.

One charming prince was killed this morn, at six;

Another's just arrived, – I'm in a fix,

And worritted to death by constant butch'ry,

Of lovers caught by my fair daughter's witch'ry;

But yet I cannot break my oath. Fo-hi

Has heard my vow; his wrath I dar'n't defy.

Prime Minister, can't you some project form

And be your monarch's rudder thro' this storm?

Celestial Majesty —

What do you say?

The loudest bawling's all time thrown away!

He's deaf as any post – a perfect dummy —

It's no use preaching wisdom to a mummy.

I wish I were in Venice back again!

I had to fly her happy shores, on pain

Of being hanged, or losing liberty,

Because the bigwigs thought my tongue too free.

I hoped, as minister, I was secure

To fatten in an easy sinecure;

Instead of which, I've not one moment's leisure;

No carnival, nor any Christian pleasure.

But constant squabbles, tears, and imprecations,

Divans, beheadings, sphinxes, – I've lost patience!

I'll quit this land of pigtails, gongs, and teas;

Return to Italy, and live at ease.

I see you're talking; speak a little louder.

He wouldn't hear the bursting of gunpowder.

Tartaglia, have you seen this poor young fellow?

Y-y-your h-hi-high-ness, y-y-es, a-and f-f-found h-hi-him —molto bello