Читать книгу Playing with Fire - Gena Showalter - Страница 4
ОглавлениеOrdinary—adj [ME ordinaire, fr. L ordinarius, fr. ordin-, ordo order] 1: of a kind to be expected in the normal order of events: ROUTINE, USUAL. 2a: of common quality, rank, or ability. 2b: deficient in quality: POOR, INFERIOR. 2c: lacking in refinement. 3: Belle Jamison.
Résumé of Belle Jamison (First Draft)
OBJECTIVE:
To find an exciting, exhilarating career with the opportunity for advancement and a low rate of employee dismissals
EXPERIENCE:
• Five years Remmie’s Steak House—waitress
• Four and a half years Holiday Escape—maid
• May 18th—May 29th Harrison and Co. Books—dust patrol
• June 2nd—June 20th Kimberly Dolls—assembly line (heads)
• June 25th—July 3rd Rizzo’sGrocery—cleanup,aisle 5 •July 19th—August 1st Hot House Flowers—funeral arrangement specialist
• August 11th—August 13th Professional clown (independent contractor)
• September 5th—September 30th Cutter’s Gym—towel girl
• October 18th—October 31st Wisteria Elementary School—bus driver
• November 3rd—November 9th Donte Aeronautics—nuts and bolts finder
• November 10th—November 12th Jumpin’ Jive Pre-owned Cars—odometer tweaker
• November 22nd—December 1st Beauty and Beyond Salon—hair sweeper
• December 14th—February 5th Cybernet Telemarketing —hang-up preventer
• Two month sabbatical Professional loafer
• April 6th—present Utopia Café—coffee wench
EDUCATION:
• Graduate of Wisteria High School
• Head cheerleader for the Fighting Trojans (Go team!)
• Voted best dressed
• One week at Groomers ‘R’ Us
• Four weeks at LaVonda’s Divine School of Cosmetology
INTERESTS:
Long walks on the beach, sunsets, romance novels, cold winter nights, paychecks, fine dining, shopping, naps, playing the lottery, men in kilts/uniforms/calendars, and massages.
REFERENCES:
“If you do not enforce strict ‘attendance’ policies, Miss Jamison is the perfect candidate for your company.”
—Mr. Ron Peaty, Manager of Utopia Café
“Please give my friend a job. Please.”
—Miss Sherridan Smith, best friend