A Cuppa Tea and an Aspirin
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Helen Forrester. A Cuppa Tea and an Aspirin
A Cuppa Tea and An Aspirin. Helen Forrester
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Table of Contents
AUTHOR’S NOTE
PROLOGUE ‘I Look Proper Awful Without Me Gnashers’
ONE ‘He Were an ’Ero That Day, He Were.’
TWO ‘’Aving a Good Natter with Mary Margaret’
THREE ‘We Buried Him With Ham’
FOUR ‘I’ll Take a Whack at the Lee Jones’
FIVE ‘Me Pore Feet’
SIX ‘Stop It, or I’ll Put the Boot to Yez!’
SEVEN ‘Suffering Christ! Norris Green?’
EIGHT ‘He’ll Have to Sling his Hook’
NINE ‘Old Folk’s Home? Feels More Like a Bleeding Gaol’
TEN ‘Them Protties’
ELEVEN ‘You Can’t Do Nothing about Consumption’
TWELVE. The Fent Woman
THIRTEEN ‘Me Own World’
FOURTEEN ‘You Only Goes to Hospital to Die’
FIFTEEN ‘Bevvied’
SIXTEEN ‘Me Allotment’
SEVENTEEN ‘What Do You Think Girls Is For?’
EIGHTEEN ‘Soap Makes You Smell Real Funny’
NINETEEN ‘It’s Clouding Up, I Tell Yez’
TWENTY ‘Men Are a Real Cross’
TWENTY-ONE ‘Think About It? My Foot!’
TWENTY-TWO ‘’Ave a Good Cry. It’ll Cheer You Up No End’
TWENTY-THREE ‘It Broke Me ’Eart, It Did’
TWENTY-FOUR ‘Praying Never Did Any Harm’
TWENTY-FIVE ‘Moaning Minnies’
TWENTY-SIX ‘Kathleen Was So Uppity’
TWENTY-SEVEN ‘Fresh Tea on the Hob’
TWENTY-EIGHT. The Consumption
TWENTY-NINE ‘He Give Me a Good Idea’
THIRTY ‘There’s Jaspers in ’Ere’
THIRTY-ONE ‘It Were a Landmine’
THIRTY-TWO ‘The Oldest Profession’
THIRTY-THREE ‘Don’t Know if I’m Coming or Going’
THIRTY-FOUR ‘Never Known Meself Go to Bits Afore’
THIRTY-FIVE ‘Too Tired to Tip a Bloody Wall Bin’
THIRTY-SIX ‘Sometimes I Feels Like ’Arry Carry’
THIRTY-SEVEN ‘She Lost ’Er Rag’
THIRTY-EIGHT ‘The Vet’
THIRTY-NINE ‘Rubbish’
FORTY. Dreams of a Plate a’ Ribs and Cabbage
FORTY-ONE ‘Kids Is the World’s Worst Liars’
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For Vivien Green, with much gratitude
the tough make tea
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