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InWindsor Terrace, number four,

I’ve taken my abode—

A little crescent from the street,

A bight from City Road;

And, hard up and in exile, I

To many fancies yield;

For it was here Micawber lived

And David Copperfield.

A bed, a table, and a chair,

A bottle and a cup.

The landlord’s waiting even now

For something to turn up.

The landlady is spiritless—

They both seem tired of life;

They cannot fight the battle like

Micawber and his wife.

But in the little open space

That lies back from the street,

The same old ancient, shabby clerk

Is sitting on a seat.

The same sad characters go by,

The ragged children play—

And things have very little changed

Since Dickens passed away.

Some seek religion in their grief,

And some for friendship yearn;

Some fly to liquor for relief,

But I to Dickens turn.

I find him ever fresh and new,

His lesson ever plain;

And every line that Dickens wrote

I’ve read and read again.

The tavern’s just across the ‘wye,’

And frowsy women there

Are gossiping and drinking gin,

And twisting up their hair.

And grubby girls go past at times,

And furtive gentry lurk—

I don’t think anyone has died

Since Dickens did his work.

There’s Jingle, Tigg, and Chevy Slyme,

And Weevle—whom you will;

And hard-up virtue proudly slinks

Into the pawnshop still.

Go east a bit from City Road,

And all the rest are there—

A friendly whistle might produce

A Chicken anywhere.

My favourite author’s heroes I

Should love, but somehow can’t.

I don’t like David Copperfield

As much as David’s Aunt,

And it may be because my mind

Has been in many fogs—

I don’t like Nicholas Nickleby

So well as Newman Noggs.

I don’t like Richard Carstone, Pip,

Or Martin Chuzzlewit,

And for the rich and fatherly

I scarcely care a bit.

The honest, sober clods are bores

Who cannot suffer much,

And with the Esther Summersons

I never was in touch.

The ‘Charleys’ and the haggard wives,

Kind hearts in poverty—

And yes! the Lizzie Hexams, too—

Are very near to me;

But men like Brothers Cheeryble,

And Madeline Bray divine,

And Nell, and Little Dorrit live

In a better world than mine.

The Nicklebys and Copperfields,

They do not stand the test;

And in my heart I don’t believe

That Dickens loved them best.

I can’t admire their ways and talk,

I do not like their looks—

Those selfish, injured sticks that stalk

Through all the Master’s books.

They’re mostly selfish in their love,

And selfish in their hate,

They marry Dora Spenlows, too,

While Agnes Wickfields wait;

And back they come to poor Tom Pinch

When hard-up for a friend;

They come to wrecks like Newman Nogga

To help them in the end.

And—well, maybe I am unjust,

And maybe I forget;

Someof us marry dolls and jilt Our Agnes Wickfields yet. We seek our friends when fortune frowns— It has been ever thus— And we neglect Joe Gargery When fortune smiles on us.

They get some rich old grandfather

Or aunt to see them through,

And you can trace self-interest

In nearly all they do.

And scoundrels like Ralph Nickleby,

In spite of all their crimes,

And crawlers like Uriah Heep

Told bitter truths at times.

But—yes, I love the vagabonds

And failures from the ranks,

And hard old files with hidden hearts

Like Wemmick and like Pancks.

And Jaggers had his ‘poor dreams, too,’

And fond hopes like the rest—

But, somehow, somehow, all my life

I’ve loved Dick Swiveller best!

But, let us peep at Snagsby first

As softly he lays down

Beside the bed of dying Joe

Another half-a-crown.

And Nemo’s wretched pauper grave—

But we can let them be,

For Joe has said to Heaven: ‘They

Wos werry good to me.’

And Wemmick with his aged P——

No doubt has his reward;

And Jaggers, hardest nut of all,

Will be judged by the Lord.

And Pancks, the rent-collecting screw,

With laurels on his brow,

Is loved by all the bleeding hearts

In Bleeding Heart Yard now.

Tom Pinch is very happy now,

And Magwitch is at rest,

And Newman Noggs again might hold

His head up with the best;

Micawber, too, when all is said,

Drank bravely Sorrow’s cup—

Micawber worked to right them all,

And somethingdidturn up.

How do ‘John Edward Nandy, Sir!’

And Plornish get along?

Why! if the old man is in voice

We’ll hear him pipe a song.

We’ll have a look at Baptiste, too,

While still the night is young—

With Mrs. Plornish to explain

In the Italian tongue.

Before we go we’ll ask about

Poor young John Chivery:

‘There never was a gentleman

In all his family.’

His hopeless love, his broken heart,

But to his rival true;

He came of Nature’s gentlemen,

But young John never knew.

We’ll pass the little midshipman

With heart that swells and fills,

Where Captain Ed’ard Cuttle waits

For Wal’r and Sol Gills.

Jack Bunsby stands by what he says

(Which isn’t very clear),

And Toots with his own hopeless love—

As true as any here.

And who that read has never felt

The sorrow that it cost

When Captain Cuttle read the news

The ‘Son and Heir’ was lost?

And who that read has not rejoiced

With him and ‘Heart’s Delight,’

And felt as Captain Cuttle felt

When Wal’r came that night?

And yonder, with a broken heart,

That people thought was stone,

Deserted in his ruined home,

Poor Dombey sits alone.

Who has not gulped a something down,

Whose eye has not grown dim

While feeling glad for Dombey’s sake

When Florence came to him?

.....

(A stately house in Lincolnshire—

The scene is bleak and cold—

The footsteps on the terrace sound

To-night at Chesney Wold.

One who loved honour, wife, and truth,

If nothing else besides,

Along the dreary Avenue

Sir Leicester Dedlock rides.)

.....

We’ll go round by Poll Sweedlepipe’s,

The bird and barber shop;

If Sairey Gamp is so dispoged

We’ll send her up a drop.

We’ll cross High Holborn to the Bull,

And, if he cares to come,

By streets that are not closed to him

We’ll see Dick Swiveller home.

He’s looking rather glum to-night,

The why I will not ask—

No matter how we act the goat,

We mostly wear a mask.

Some wear a mask to hide the false

(And some the good and true)—

I wouldn’t be surprised to know

Mark Tapley wore one too.

We wear a mask called cheerfulness

While feeling sad inside;

And men like Dombey, who was shy,

Oft wear a mask called pride.

A front of pure benevolence

The grinding ‘Patriarch’ bore;

And kind men often wear a mask

Like that which Jaggers wore.

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But, never mind, Dick Swiveller!

We’ll see it out together

Beneath the wing of friendship, Dick,

That never moults a feather.

We’ll look upon the rosy yet

Full many a night, old friend,

And tread the mazy ere we woo

The balmy in the end.

Our palace walls are rather bare,

The floor is somewhat damp,

But, while there’s liquor, anywhere

Is good enough to camp.

What ho! mine host! bring forth thine ale

And let the board be spread!—

It is the hour when churchyards yawn

And wine goes to the head.

’Twas you who saved poor Kit, old chap,

When he was in a mess—

But, what ho! Varlet! bring us wine!

Here’s to the Marchioness!

‘We’ll make a scholar of her yet,’

She’ll be a lady fair,

‘And she shall go in silk attire

And siller have to spare.’

From sport to sport they hurry her

To banish her regrets,

And when we win a smile from her

We cannot pay our debts!

Left orphans at a tender age,

We’re happiest in the land—

We’re Glorious Apollos, Dick,

And you’re Perpetual Grand!

You’re king of all philosophers,

And let the Godly rust;

Here’s to the obscure citizen

Who sent the beer on trust?

It sure would be a cheerful world

If never man got tight;

You spent your money on your friends,

Dick Swiveller! Good night!

‘A dissolute and careless man—

An idle, drunken path;’

But see where Sidney Carton spills

His last drink on the hearth!

A ruined life! He lived for drink

And but one thing beside—

And Oh! it was a glorious death

That Sidney Carton died.

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And ‘Which I meantersay is Pip’—

The voices hurry past—

‘Not to deceive you, sir’—‘Stand by!’

‘Awast, my lass, awast!’

‘Beware of widders, Samivel,’

And shun strong drink, my friend;

And, ‘not to put too fine a point

Upon it,’ I must end.