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1 OK, so my manager at Tatlow's is, like, so bipolar. One day she's totally nice to me, and the next day she's like, “Why did you dump a pitcher of beer on that guy's head?”

2 Shakespeare prof? Completely bipolar. In class, he's all really energetic and bouncy, and then when I went to pick up my brilliant essay I wrote about how Lady Macbeth is really hearing voices from Joseph Stalin, he acted all sad and depressed.

3 My boyfriend is, like, the most bipolar person I know. When we're out at the club dancing, he looks like he's having such a good time. Then suddenly he gets all mad, and he's like, “Did you just steal my credit card and buy six bottles of hundred-year-old champagne?” And I'm, like, “Obviously.”

4 The crazy neighbor lady is such a sad case. I really feel bad for her. She's always coming over to our house to complain about the noise from the building projects I like to do at night. I just hope her kids find her a good rest home.

5 My parents? Bipolarest freaks in town. No, they're both, like, actually bipolar. I'm just glad I don't live with them anymore—it's probably contagious.

1 DSM-IV (American Psychiatric Association [DSM-IV-TR], 2000).