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Problems with a large penis

There is, however, a serious side to the size of the penis. It can cause serious concerns to some men if it’s considered too big. Will my partner be able to take it? Should I see a doctor? I’m not sure you can have a penis reduction. The fact is that a very large penis can do very little harm. Even when it’s hard and erect it is only made up of soft tissue and will give way to any orifice it may be inserted into. It can, however, be off-putting and daunting, and for the participant, be it male or female, it can be frightening and painful. The recommended way to first initiate intercourse is for the man to lay on the bed with his penis erect and for the partner to slowly lower on to it. By doing this, the participant is taking control and allowing the insertion to happen on their terms. After a period of sexual intercourse in this way, normal activities can be resumed.

It always amuses me when women try to get a divorce on the grounds that their husband’s penis is too large. Didn’t she check it out before the wedding night? A simple grope would have told her. The wife’s argument falls at the first fence, however, when she produces her children. Were they produced by some form of immaculate conception? Or is it being suggested that Joseph was also well-hung?

‘I know you’re a carpenter but

do you have to use such a big tool’.