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Contents
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Prologue:
A Refracted Tale of Two Wordy Old Gentlemen in a Blue Prism
Part One
1 Around the Time When Adolf Was a Glint in His First Cousin’s Eye
2 Pawn to Queen Four
3 Serendipity’s Day Off
4 The Butterflies Flutter By
Part Two
1 Fools Rush In
2 A Vision of Love (Wearing Boxing Gloves)
3 Drago Thoms: Pythagoras, Madness, and an Indian Summer in Bed
4 The Kama Sutra, Ganika, and Russian Vampires
5 We Are the Music Makers. We Are the Dreamers of Dreams.
6 A Sweet Deity of Debauchery
7 A Day (or So) in the Country
8 Just a Lucky Man Who Made the Grade
9 The Accusative Case
10 The Black Hand
11 The Day Abu Hasan Broke Wind
12 A Microcosm of the Apocalypse
13 A Farewell of Scarlet Wax and Gardenia
Part Three
1 And the Ass Saw the Angel
2 It Only Hurts When I Laugh (Part I)
3 The Die Is Cast (aka Les Jeux Sont Faits)
4 The Unlikely Bedfellow
5 “Ciao Bello!”
6 The March of Don Quixote
7 In No-Man’s-Land
8 “A Shadow Can Never Claim the Beauty of the Image”
9 The Birth of Blanche in a Dangerous Ladbroke Grove Pub
10 Cicero’s Fine Oceanarium of Spewed Wonders (1920–1932)
11 Suffragettes, Mermaids, and Hooligans (1932)
12 Let’s Rusticate Again
13 Jackboots, Cleopatra, and the Bearded Lady (1932–1936)
14 The Girl in the Tatty Blue Dress
15 She Had a Most Immoral Eye (1937–1940)
16 Archibald’s Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse
17 Then There Were Three Again
18 Music, Brigadiers, and Marigold (1940)
19 It Only Hurts When I Laugh (Part II)
20 “Gawd Bless Ya, Gav’nah!”
21 A Giant in the Promised Land
22 Pepper’s Ghost, Fluffers, and a Brief Encounter
Part Four
1 “Everybody Ought to Go Careful in a City Like This” (1945)
2 The Return of Abu Hasan
3 The Brigadier’s Au Revoir
4 The Veil
5 A Blue Rose by Any Other Name
6 Dragons, Confucius, and Snooker
7 “I Know Who You Are!”
8 The Death and Life of a Grim Reaper
Epilogue
Notes
Acknowledgments
About the Publisher
