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DANGEROUS WEAPONS OUTLAWED

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Some US states consider dildos dangerous weapons. For example, it’s illegal to own a dildo in Sandy Springs, Georgia. Guns are just fine, though. In GA, you can carry guns in your car and bring them into bars. You can bring them to school classrooms, as long as you’re dropping off or picking up a student. And you can carry your trusty sidearm into church with the minister’s blessing, and into airport TSA safety checkpoints if you have a gun permit. Indeed, in Kennesaw, GA, every homeowner must own a firearm and ammunition (unless they’re too poor or too insane).

In Alabama, it’s illegal to sell anything you might use to have an orgasm, or as they so quaintly put it: any device “designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs.”

In Texas, that bastion of liberty, it was illegal to own more than six dildos until 2008. Then they came to their senses.

No such luck for the upright citizens of Arizona. More than two dildos in the same house can land you in jail.