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‘Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do.’

Mark Twain

Otters love to learn. They’re almost insatiably curious about everything and anything. So the first step to following the otter philosophy is learning its key tenets, albeit in an easy, fun way. Now, every book that purports to be helpful requires a neat acronym to help the memory-challenged among us to retain a useful takeaway. So please find here the PLAY method:

P

Plunge in. This probably sounds a bit weird and that’s because there aren’t a lot of motivational things that begin with ‘P’. But the point here is to embrace the elements. Forget about constantly protecting yourself, and be sure to enjoy the opportunity to get wet when it arises – as an otter would. In a literal sense, this means always bringing your swimsuit if there’s a pool, lake, hot tub or lazy river at your destination. It means never bringing an umbrella. (If there’s wind, it’s pointless, and if there’s a light drizzle, enjoy the feeling of getting wet.) In a monsoon, you’re probably indoors anyway. In a figurative sense, taking the plunge means acting impulsively. Trying new things. Fully committing to your actions. Going all in – no half measures here. You get the idea. Basically, always say yes to skinny dipping. I realise it may seem like people only go skinny dipping in the movies, but if you’re young or old or somewhere in between, and someone somewhere asks you if you want to jump naked into a body of water, flabby bits and all, you won’t regret saying yes.

L

Laugh about it. Otters technically don’t smile or laugh, probably, but they’re happy and playful and look to be enjoying life most of the time. Being able to see the funny side of things is an important coping mechanism. The ability to laugh in the midst of our darkest moments is a healthy way of dealing with life’s hard knocks. When my dad falls down in public (he has Parkinson’s disease), he often jokes that he does it for the attention (specifically, the attention of the ladies who rush to help him up). In fact, black humour is one of the best ways to deal with horrible things, if you can manage it. And it’s a great way to deal with the random stupidity that is daily life. Of course, when something’s actually funny, it’s the best thing in the world to laugh out loud. Not a keyboard LOL, but a true vocal cackle or bark or shriek or guffaw – whatever noise you emit when you’re truly happy. And what’s so serious, anyway? I mean, I know lots of things are, and it’s not about trivialising what’s truly important to us. But we’ll all be dead soon. Might as well have a bit of fun along the way.

A

Ask why. This step is all about cultivating curiosity.

Curiosity means we are engaged with the world and ensures our brains are always learning new things, which, in turn, keeps us young. You know how when you’re around kids they’ll ask you things like, ‘What is yellow made of?’ and, ‘What’s your favourite kind of bird?’ Watch otters at play and you’ll notice the same kind of curiosity. They’re interested in different rocks, passing fish, toy balls and each other – everything in their line of sight is worthy of investigation. This is the kind of curiosity we should all strive for. Why are things the way they are? What do you think about that thing? What does that other person think about that thing? A good way to practise is to be curious about small things on a day-to-day level and then look up the answer. Any thought you may have about an actor or a book or a date in history or electricity – look it up. You pass by a weird castle or unusual tower on the train? Look it up. Be involved.*

Y

YOLO (also an acronym, I realise). This stands for ‘you only live once’. This is true, as far as we know. Unless we’re all in the matrix, living simulated digital lives – which is a possibility – we get one shot at life. Whatever it throws at us, that’s it. So make sure that whatever you’re doing, it’s something worthwhile, and that you enjoy it. For stressed-out parents, take heart that raising kids is something that will be rewarding in the future (most likely when the kids have gone to school and start to send you nice texts about how they miss you). It’s not about being selfish and doing whatever we feel like. We all still have social obligations and we’re all required to be good citizens and participate in society. But it does mean having a bit of perspective. What is it that you’re afraid to do? And what’s the worst that can happen? Start your podcast. Love your face. Ditch the toxic people. Get a dog. And eat the ice lolly. Preferably while laughing naked in a swimming pool – plunging in being one of the four tenets of the PLAY method after all. Is there one single ice-lolly stick manufacturer, do you think? Or is it a network of individually owned lumber corporations and wood factories that distribute sticks in each country?†

Now that you’ve been introduced to the PLAY method, get ready to learn some amazing otter facts and immerse yourself in the revolutionary otter philosophy. Let’s all hold hands and plunge in together, shall we?

Quiz

What Kind of Otter Are You?

When it comes to gadgets, tools, electronics, you’re like:

A. you have the latest model of everything – electric toothbrush, electric car and AI chip in your wrist

B. you own a set of cutlery and a television

C. you pay people to put stuff together for you – no tools needed, ever; wait, you do own a screwdriver. And you use the bottom of your shoe as a hammer.

What best describes your vacation routine?

A. Up at 6 am, checking work email.

B. Piña colada by the pool. Check your work email a bit later when you’re drunk.

C. Your life is a non-stop vacation. That’s what you like to call unemployment.

When it comes to playtime you prefer:

A. jumping out of aeroplanes with a parachute or off a cliff with a bungee cord

B. adult colouring books – do they count as play? Your therapist recommended them …

C. a game you can play on your phone while lying down.

Answers

Mostly As: otter to the max. You’re a very high-octane otter bordering on becoming a hummingbird. Don’t forget that life doesn’t have to be scheduled or even death-defying. Playing a board game can be just as rewarding as free soloing up a cliff face. So take a page from the otter playbook, and chill.

Mostly Bs: livin’ life like you otter. You’re dedicated to work, play and whatever you set your mind to, but you’re also aware we’re all going to die soon, and nothing is that important. A nice, balanced attitude towards being alive.

Mostly Cs: stoned otter. You’re so laid-back you’re almost a sloth. But you’ve also got some great otter characteristics – ingenuity, a love of taking it easy and a sense of humour. Keep up the good work, but don’t forget otters sometimes have to work hard to play hard.

* Unless you’re very drunk and you spot a murder in progress from the train window. Best to just leave that alone.

† Ice lollies were invented by accident, apparently, when 11-year-old Frank Epperson left his drink and stir stick on his porch overnight, back in 1905; in the morning, he had a frozen treat with a built-in handle. ‘Frozen ice on a stick’ was born. And this is what curiosity gets you: fun facts to discuss at your next cocktail party …