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In Rumford, Maine, it is against the law to bite your landlord.

It is illegal for a married couple to live in an abandoned bus in Upton on Severn.

Housewives in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, are banned from hiding dirt and dust under a rug.

Californian housewives must boil their dusters after use. Failure to do so could result in a fine or jail.

In 1937 spring cleaning became compulsory in Hungary. All lofts, garrets and cellars had to be spring cleaned. Fines were imposed on citizens who did not comply.

A law in Baltimore, Maryland, makes it illegal to clean a sink, no matter how dirty or stained it may be.

In Portland, Oregon, you are breaking the law if you shake a feather duster in another person’s face.

Legislators in Nappanee, Indiana, have decreed that washing lines must be less than fifty inches in length, and women must never hang their underwear outside at any time. Scranton, Pennsylvania, doesn’t care how long the line is but if women are hanging their underwear outside to dry, there has to be a fence high enough to screen the undies from neighbours and passers-by. In Los Angeles women can hang their laundry outside openly in the summer, but not at all in winter.

Taking a bath prior to ten p.m. is strictly illegal in Piqua, Ohio; codes in Clinton, Indiana, declare that it is illegal to bathe at any hour during the winter; and in the State of Virginia and Topeka, Kansas, it’s against the law to put a bathtub in a house.

In New York City it is illegal to carry a skeleton into a tenement building.

Clean Air Act? Every citizen of Kentucky is required by law to take a bath once a year. The residents of Barre, Vermont, are far more clean living, since they must bathe at least once a week to stay on the right side of the law.

In Kidderminster it is an offence to own a bath without a watertight plug. In Dallas, Texas it is illegal to have a leaking tap.

In Portland, Oregon, its unlawful to bathe without wearing suitable clothing – bathers must be covered from neck to knees.

In Stanford, North Carolina, a man drove to City Hall wearing only a towel, to complain that his water had just been shut off in the middle of his shower. After the city pointed out that his account was overdue and that it had mailed two warnings, the dripping-wet complainant stood in line, paid his bill, and returned home to finish his shower.

Until the nineteenth century, baths in Spain were illegal because they were said to be a heathen abomination.