Contents
Cover
Copyright
Title Page
Worst name ever
Tears of Granny Laughter
Detective Manksniff straw
Mayor Plunkett
Cardboard cut-out Irene
Feeko’s Mike
Dog wee sofa
Talking to myself out loud
Beryl and Irene
Hand scrabbles
The magic coin
Ten seconds
The magic straw
Irene flavour Tears of Granny Laughter
Disasteroid strikes
Squidged Irene
Blaming Desmond
Morning poo poo
Mrs Wisses
Clenching my bum
The toilet roll mirakeel
The crumpled carton
Desmond Loser the Worst
Very loud nattering indeed
Round Nancy’s
Barry Loser, Private Detective
Round Sharonella’s
Unkeelest news ever
The Phantom Air-Freshener Thief
The reason why
Roll up, roll up
The right to remain unkeel
The jumble sale
The end for Barry Loser
Madame Barry
Bunky’s straw
One last drop of Beryl
Bunky’s confession
Madame Bunky
Actual real-life Tears of Granny Laughter
About the producer/director
Praise for my other books
Future Ratboy
