Cover
Title page
Copyright
Praise for my first book
Hoverpoos
Grandpa Hodgepodge
Jealous little hairs
Feeko’s Supermarket
Cola Flavour Not Birds
The Poo Chair
Barold Loser
The walk of loserness
Mr & Mrs Smugly
Noseypoos
Rubbishest Sat ever
Zeditis
Playing it oodle
Benjamin Bottle
Mogden Museum
Mogden Man
Thingy-majigs
White chocolate Not Bird moon
Mr Scrapey-foot McLoser
Three Thumb Barry
Million Thumbs Barry
The scary doorbell
Ooooohs and Arrrgghhs
Scrapey shoe marks
The scream test
Still the scream test
Plastic leaves
Self-checkout robot mum
Thend
About the comma putter-innerer
