Читать книгу I am sort of a Loser - Jim Smith - Страница 46

As they flew across the room, I went through the plan in my head:

1. Get hit in the nose by Bunky’s goggles

2. Start spinning around, screaming

like a loser

3. Tangle myself up in the towel

hanging on the hook next to me

4. Stumble into the showers like

a blind ghost

5. Accidentally turn on the water and

end up lying in a puddle, groaning

I smiled to myself, imagining everyone laughing at how loserkeel I was.