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This guy is strolling on the beach in California. He sees a lamp, rubs it, and a genie pops out. The genie is so overjoyed that he decides to grant one wish to the guy.

The guy thinks about it and says, “I’d like you to build a highway to Hawaii because I’m afraid to fly.” The genie tells him that it’s impossible because of the depth of the ocean and the distance to Hawaii. So he asks the guy to wish for something else.

The guy thinks about it and, very enthusiastically, wishes he could understand women.

“Do you want the highway to have two or four lanes?” the genie says.

Source: Keidat, Ed; Keidat, Kim; Edelman, Joe “Genie in a Bottle” http://www.coolquiz.com/humor/jokes/joke.asp?jokenum=3593