FOREWORD
THE AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF METHUSELAH
CHAPTER I
I AM BORN AND NAMED
CHAPTER II
EARLY INFLUENCES
CHAPTER III
SOME REMINISCENCES OF ADAM
CHAPTER IV
GRANDMOTHER EVE
CHAPTER V
SOME NOTES ON CAIN AND ABEL
CHAPTER VI
HE CONFESSES TO BEING A POET
WHEN FATHER SPANKED ME
THE JUNE-BUG
ODE TO FEBRUARY
TO PAN IN AUGUST
MARINE ADVICES
CHAPTER VII
THE INTERNATIONAL MARINE AND ZOO FLOTATION COMPANY
CHAPTER VIII
ON THE EXTINCTION OF THE MASTODON
CHAPTER IX
AS TO WOMEN
SOME LONG-FELT WANTS
AS TO PROPHECIES
MISCELLANEOUS FRAGMENTS
