II HE DISCUSSES THE IDEAL HUSBAND
III THE IDIOT’S VALENTINE
IV HE DISCUSSES FINANCE
V HE SUGGESTS A COMIC OPERA
VI HE DISCUSSES FAME
VII ON THE DECADENCE OF APRIL-FOOL’S-DAY
VIII SPRING AND ITS POETRY
IX ON FLAT-HUNTING
X THE HOUSEMAID’S UNION
XI THE GENTLE ART OF BOOSTING
XII HE MAKES A SUGGESTION TO THE POET
XIII HE DISCUSSES THE MUSIC CURE
XIV HE DEFENDS CAMPAIGN METHODS
XV ON SHORT COURSES AT COLLEGE
XVI THE HORSE SHOW
XVII SUGGESTION TO CHRISTMAS SHOPPERS
XVIII FOR A HAPPY CHRISTMAS
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