BEAVER
A. IS AN ADMIRAL-BEAVER.
B. IS A BALD-KING-BEAVER.
C. IS A CENTAUR-KING-BEAVER.
D. IS A DOUBLE-FAULT.
E. IS AN ECCLESIASTICAL-KING-BEAVER.
F. IS A FRINGED-GEORGIC-BEAVER.
G. IS A GALLIC-KING-BEAVER.
H. IS A HALF-BEAVER.
I. IS AN IMPERIAL-BEAVER.
J. IS A JOO BEAVER.
K. IS A KILLINGWORTH-BEAVER.
L. IS A LICKED-BEAVER.
M. IS A MANDARIN-BEAVER.
N. IS A NANNY-BEAVER.
O. IS AN ORIENTAL-BEAVER.
P. IS A PARTI-COLOUR-BEAVER.
Q. IS A QUEEN-BEAVER.
R. IS A RED-KING-BEAVER.
S. IS A SANTA-BEAVER.
T. IS A TUFTED-KING-BEAVER.
U. IS AN URSINE-BEAVER.
V. IS A VAN DYCK-BEAVER.
W. IS A WALRUS.
X. IS A XANTHINE-KING-BEAVER.
Y. IS A YELLOW-KING.
Z. IS A ZEBRA-KING-BEAVER.
TERMINAL ESSAY ON THE MANNERS AND CUSTOMS OF BEAVERING MEN.
Proem.
The Beaver in History.
THE GAME.
Origin.
Double Faults.
Local Double Faults.
Status of Beaver.
Hints as to Habitat.
Single-handed Beaver.
Objections to the Game.
The Beaver.
Characteristics of various Species.
The Queen-Beaver.
Personalia.
Conclusion.
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