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Between Nose and Eyes a strange contest arose,

The spectacles set them unhappily wrong;

The point in dispute was, as all the world knows,

To which the said spectacles ought to belong.

So the Tongue was the Lawyer and argued the cause

With a great deal of skill and a wig full of learning;

While Chief Baron Ear sat to balance the laws,

So famed for his talent in nicely discerning.

“In behalf of the Nose it will quickly appear,

And your lordship,” he said, “will undoubtedly find

That the Nose has had spectacles always in wear,

Which amounts to possession time out of mind.”

Then, holding the spectacles up to the court—

“Your lordship observes they are made with a straddle

As wide as the ridge of the Nose is; in short,

Designed to sit close to it, just like a saddle.

“Again, would your lordship a moment suppose

(’Tis a case that has happened and may be again),

That the visage or countenance had not a Nose,

Pray who would or who could wear spectacles then?

“On the whole it appears, and my argument shows

With a reasoning the court will never condemn,

That the spectacles plainly were made for the Nose,

And the Nose was as plainly intended for them.”

Then, shifting his side as a lawyer knows how,

He pleaded again in behalf of the Eyes,

But what were his arguments few people know,

For the court did not think they were equally wise.

So his lordship decreed with a grave solemn tone,

Decisive and clear without one “if” or “but”—

That whenever the Nose put his spectacles on,

By daylight or candlelight, Eyes should be shut.

—William Cowper.