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Contents
ОглавлениеFacilitator’s Prefatory Remarks
God invented Cusswords — Bible Books — First & Second Befukatheez — The List of Saint Pisstofus — Majorettes and Mallards — A Cussin CD — Mad Owens — Litter-ture — The Hot-Tamale Nigga — Pelicans — Okra Winfrey
Junior Ray Reflects on the True Nature of Time — He and Voyd Deal with a Nekkid Fat Man — And a Large Snake — Slab Town— Mr. Reitoff
The Yellow Dog — Moon Lake — Sno-Cone —The Yazoo Pass Expedition — A Historian Is Born
Love — Anguilla Benoit — Lt. Commander Watson Smith — Lt. Colonel James Wilson — Peyote is Considered — Old Colonel Duncan Benoit’s Experience with a Drug — Smith’s Disease — Anguilla Boards the Chillicothe — A Hardwood Jungle — Junior Ray’s Hot’n’Tots
The R’nclads Enter the Pass — Chiwiddywee — Tea & the Commodore’s Quivering Lips — “All is Swamp!” — The Rebs Drop In — A Severed Head on The Beaudollar — The Gold Goes Overboard — The Road to Hell — Mr. Foster Gets a Blow Job
Rebel Horsemen Ride on Top of the Water and Fly across the Tallahatchie — There Is No Shoreline — Smith’s Condition Is Debated — Mr. Brainsong & The Band Sissy — Irish Travellers
More on the Commodore’s Sickness — More about Pay-Otey — “Big Mound it is!” — “Them po’ sumbiches from up North” — Colonel Benoit’s Bicycle Blimp — A Word About Niggas — Sherman’s Memwar — Taterbug Café — Hippies
The Paymaster’s Gunboat — Nostalgie de la Boue — Mad Owens — Diving for Gold — Voyd’s Big Ass Idea —Things Work Out — The Magic Pussy Cabaret & Club — Mad’s Poems — More Love — The Illusion Is Shattered — Another Blow on the Job — Break Up — “Sireen”
A Survey — Mysterious Hot-Tamales — The Sportsmen’s League — Lapdance — Little Petunia! — Dyna Flo Sins — Mad Fails at Love — Horn Island — The Importance of Sand — Mad’s Letter — Trip-Dik, Pussy for Men & The Clit-Mit
Gene LaFoote the Parrot — A Matter of Law Enforcement Protocol — And a Missed Opportunity — Back to the Pass — Wild Hog Supper
Blue Invaders and the Casinos — Water — A Submarine Connection? — German POWs — Softening of the Brain — Rear-ass Admiral Porter is Not Fat — The Pigtail Bandit — The Value of High Water — Leland Shaw — Junior Ray’s “Nine-Step Fukkin Fish Soup”
The Romans Was Wrong — The Truth Is Unimaginable — The Ease of Research — Miss Sadie Hamlin — Them Planters Is Dying Out — Chinamens — History vs. Philosophy — Sex, the Magic Pussy, & the Law
