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BIRTH PLAN, Couple #2—

Assuming that we will have a normal, uncomplicated birth, this plan is intended to make our wishes known for and during the birth of our child.

• I want to be unconscious as much of the time as I can.

• Rap music. Definitely rap.

• Medication—as much and as fast as possible.

• And massage. I love massage.

• No interns, residents or other Lookie Lous.

• If my husband tries to use his video camera, I want him kicked out of the room.

• Don’t offer my baby a pacifier to suck on. That’s what thumbs are for.

• I want my husband and doula to be present during labor and delivery.