Cover
Title Page
Dedication
Preface
Master of the Universe
The Stakeout
Emily Post and Grand Larceny
The Roust
The Wasteland
Interview with Miss Piggy
Stray Dogs and Other Companions
Ivanhoe
The Beauty Thing
Stop Me If You’ve Heard This One Before
Happy Talk
Of Cabbages and Kings
The Morning After
You Can Leave Your Hat On
House of Mirth
Where the Wild Things Are
Catch the Soap
What’s in a Name
No Reliable Sense of Propriety
Mother’s Day
The Woman with Phenomenal Tresses
Along Came a Spider
Funeral
Dr. Seuss Doesn’t Like Kids
Halfway to Fairyland
Lost Days and Knights
Dog Duty
A Christmas Carol
The Piper at the Gates of Dawn
Save Me!
Princes and Toads
Drop Dead. Strong Letter to Follow.
Border Crossings
Ripping Off Rudyard
Nightmare
Last Book Standing
Something Occurred to Me
Epilogue
Authors’ Note
Book List
About the Authors
Copyright
About the Publisher
