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Table of Contents

Cover

Title Page

Copyright

Dedication

1. SEX NOISES

2. NO-MAN’S-LAND

3. THOSE AREN’T MY TITS

4. UNSEXY SEX

5. NEVER SAY NEVER

6. A SEXY, WORDLESS TONGUE CONVERSATION

7. LICKING THE SNAIL

8. WELCOME TO THE FAMILY

9. SCARY LESBIAN EYES

10. A SEX-CUPBOARD STAPLE

11. WHIPS ARE VERY TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY

12. A SALTY RIM

13. AUBERGINE EMOJI

14. TEFLON-COATED BY HAPPINESS

15. EMERGENCY DOUGHNUTS

16. NO ONE STARTS WITH JUST ONE JUGGLING BALL

17. I CAN REALLY SEE THAT YOU ARE A MAMMAL

18. AN UNUSUAL LESBIAN SAINT

19. ALL YOUR EGGS IN ONE BASKET

20. MR LOVER LOVER

21. THE WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION

22. GIMP MASKS AND WAGON WHEELS

23. NOT THAT KIND OF MARRIED PERSON

24. I HOPE YOU’VE BROUGHT YOUR PYJAMAS

25. ALL OF THE BAD WORDS

26. SAM LOVES JULIA

27. THIS IS WHERE THE MAGIC HAPPENS

28. A VERY ATTRACTIVE CAR CRASH

29. BAISE-MOI!

30. CONDOMS ON THE PILLOWS

31. MÉNAGE À TROIS

32. POLYAMORY FOR BEGINNERS

33. SAVING CONTENTMENT FOR MY RETIREMENT

34. ELIMINATION DAY

35. VINDICTIVELY CALM

36. VERY SCOTTISH TINNITUS

37. SHUT IT, YA BAWBAG!

38. SHRIVELLED PEA

39. A TERRIBLE HUMBLEBRAG

40. LEMON DRIZZLE v BLUEBERRY TART

41. EL JEFE

42. NO WEDDINGS AND A FUNERAL

43. A COUPLE OF PIROUETTES

44. LOVE, ACTUALLY?

45. SHAG PILE VIRGIN

46. A DYKEY FRENCH LIEUTENANT’S WOMAN

47. BACK

48. RESIDUE

49. WOW

50. CHRISTMAS SPECTACULAR

51. IT’LL PASS

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