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Valentine sat across from Hughie and Henry with his hands pressed against his forehead. ‘Never, ever, in my entire life—’ He stopped himself, unable to continue, shaking his head. ‘It’s been a disaster, gentlemen! A farce!’

‘The thing is—’ Henry began.

‘No!’ Valentine raised his hand to stop him. ‘I don’t want to hear it! I am stunned, Mr Venables-Smythe! Completely at a loss for words!’

(This didn’t stop him from elaborating further.)

‘What could’ve possessed you?’ He stood up, pacing the room. ‘After everything we told you about the dangers of touching the mark!’

‘I think you’re being a bit hard on him,’ Henry mumbled.

Valentine swirled round. ‘Do you?’ His tone was lethal. ‘Do you really?’

Henry straightened. ‘Actually, I do. If it was anyone’s fault it was mine. He was shadowing me. And he did save me from being arrested.’

Hughie looked across. ‘Thank you, Henry.’

‘Don’t mention it.’

‘The two of you are equally irresponsible!’ Valentine despaired. ‘I have half a mind to fire you both!’

‘Please don’t.’ Flick was standing in the doorway. ‘At least, not until you’ve heard my idea.’

Valentine glowered. This was clearly his show; he didn’t like being upstaged.

‘I need some help,’ she continued. ‘Maybe Hughie could take a break from the streets and give me a hand instead. It would allow him to take stock; get a feel for the tone of what we do.’

‘Perhaps,’ Valentine conceded. ‘But that’s an important job, for a big client. It needs a delicate touch.’

‘He’ll be under my jurisdiction,’ Flick promised, looking across to Hughie. ‘I’ll take you on but only on the understanding that you’ll follow my instructions to the letter.’

‘Oh, absolutely!’ Hughie agreed. ‘I’m at your command.’

‘Yes, well,’ Valentine straightened his cuffs, ‘I would be lying if I said I didn’t have serious reservations about your ability to be reformed into a useful member of this organization, Hughie. But I will give you one more chance to redeem yourself. This is an extremely important assignment. If you prove trustworthy, I will review your situation.’

He crossed to the door.

Henry and Hughie stood up, awkward as two cadets in the presence of a senior officer. ‘But needless to say, I’m not just disappointed, gentlemen.’ He paused, looking from one to the other. ‘I’m disgusted!’

And then he left.

(In fact, as it was his flat, he didn’t have anywhere to go, so he just stood in the bedroom for a few minutes.)

Flick flashed Hughie a look. ‘Make no mistake, I’ve just saved your arse,’ she assured him, walking back to her office.

‘Well,’ Hughie slapped Henry on the back, ‘that went pretty well, don’t you think?’

‘Oh, dear.’ Henry mopped his brow with a handkerchief. Hughie had never seen him so tired or drained.

‘Are you all right?’

‘Oh, dear,’ Henry said again. ‘I think we’d better go home now.’

‘Come on, old chap.’

And Hughie took him back to the Savoy.

What Henry referred to as keeping a room at the Savoy, was in fact an entire suite. Along with a generous bedroom, bathroom and dressing room, there was also a living room with a fireplace, dining table and even a baby grand piano near the window overlooking the Thames and the Embankment, massed with some of London’s most memorable landmarks – the London Eye, Cleopatra’s Needle; the dome of St Paul’s was just visible and Big Ben sounded clearly when the wind was right.

Hughie rang down for some tea while Henry listlessly checked through his messages, returning phone calls while Hughie wandered from room to room, absorbing the glamour of Henry’s existence. Rows of tailor-made suits lined his wardrobes, piles of history books and biographies were neatly stacked along the windowsills of his bedroom. It was all exquisite but also strangely anonymous. Hughie tried to put his finger on what was missing. Then he realized there were no photographs anywhere; nothing from that former life Henry must’ve had. It was as if he had no origins, existing only in the present.

‘Oh, dear,’ Henry sighed, closing the door after the waiter had delivered their tea.

They sat across from one another on the matching silver-grey sofas.

Hughie passed him a cup. ‘Come on now, it wasn’t that bad!’

‘Wasn’t that bad!’ Henry blinked at him incredulously. ‘Do you realize that she never even looked at me? She was nothing! Little more than an outline of a woman! Still, she didn’t even notice me!’

Hughie wasn’t sure he followed. He’d imagined Henry was upset about the near arrest. But apparently it was something altogether more awful.

Henry put the tea down and crossed to the mirror hanging above the mantelpiece. ‘I’m getting old!’ Standing sideways, he scrutinized his chin. ‘Look! Sagging! Oh, God, it’s begun! I’m falling apart!’

Hughie didn’t have the heart to tell him that actually, it must have begun some time ago. Instead he tried to focus on the positive.

‘You’re still a very attractive man.’

Henry turned. ‘Really? Then why did she do it? Why? It’s never happened before. Shopping is my speciality; I created it! Nine times out of ten a woman will leave without even buying anything – that’s how good I am! Or rather, how good I used to be. But this one … she’s so unaffected she had the presence of mind to plan and execute a robbery right under my nose!’

‘You make it sound like The Thomas Crown Affair! It’s hardly a robbery, Henry! The old bird nicked a scarf.’

He wasn’t taking this well.

‘The point is, Smythe, it’s never happened before! Never!’ He turned back to his reflection. ‘Look at this! Do you see this? That isn’t just a line, it’s a furrow! I have a furrow the size of the M25 between my eyes!’

‘It makes you look distinguished.’

‘Ha!’ Henry made the same sort of sarcastic laugh Hughie was used to hearing his mother make after a couple of drinks. ‘Don’t try to handle me, Hughie!’

‘I’m not!’

(He was.)

‘Really, Henry, no one would ever know you were, what … fifty?’

Hughie had never been good at guessing people’s ages. Then again, he’d also never been very good at remembering that he wasn’t very good at guessing people’s ages, until, of course, it was too late.

Henry blanched and stood there, opening and closing his mouth like a fish. ‘You think I’m fifty?’

‘No … not really … did I say that?’

‘You did! You said fifty! Fifty fucking years of age!’

‘I’m teasing! Come on! Lighten up, Henry! Look at this,’ he groped around on the tea tray, ‘a shortbread finger! Mmmm! Want one?’

‘No, I do not! I can’t believe you think I’m that old! I’m shattered! Really shattered!’

‘Well, I’m fairly shit at that sort of thing anyway. So tell me, how old are you really?’

Henry stiffened. ‘Well, fifty, if you must know.’

Hughie stared at him a moment, then put his tea down. ‘OK, now this is stupid. I can handle a world where I have to walk on eggshells around women who are terminally insecure for no particular reason no matter what their age, weight, height, hair colour – you name it! But to live in a world where men are just the same, just as ridiculous?’ He stood up emphatically. ‘No, I say! Absolutely not! Where is the silent heroism of the lonely male? Where are the Clint Eastwoods, the Steve McQueens, the Robert Mitchums of this world? Where are the men whose whole grooming regime consisted of nothing more than a shit and shave? Who spat in the face of time and wore their wrinkles with pride? I ask you, would Bogart give a toss about plastic surgery? Would John Wayne worry about sunscreen? Would Sean Connery think twice about a double chin? Never! I shudder to think what sort of pale, insipid existence we have to look forward to if we enter into that singular, unfortunately female state of mind that depends wholly on the approval of others before we can ever begin to see ourselves. In short, Henry, you are acting like a girl!’

He sat down again and finished his tea.

Finally Henry spoke.

‘I’m … I’m so ashamed! My only excuse is that I’ve been in this profession far too long. It’s everything to me – my whole life! And I suppose I’ve gone a bit … a bit mad,’ he conceded.

Hughie raised an eyebrow. ‘You never had another job?’

Henry said nothing.

‘You couldn’t have lived all your life in hotels! Why don’t you have any photos? What happened to your family?’

Henry closed his eyes. ‘I have no family. You see, I’m a fraud, Hughie. A terrible old fraud. I should retire; give it all up. I’m done with this game. Finished!’

Crossing, he opened the cabinet that housed a bar.

‘Let’s have a real drink,’ he said, taking out a bottle of Scotch. He poured out two glasses, handed one to Hughie then sat down again. ‘I’ll tell you why I have no photos, no family.’ He paused, as if he were gathering the strength to go on, then smiled wryly. ‘Life is odd, young Smythe.’

‘That’s a fair assessment.’

‘It happened like this,’ Henry began. ‘When I was very new to the game, some twenty-odd years ago, I was hired to flirt with a young wife. Her husband arranged it; he was a bit of a cad, always getting caught with his pants down, and wanted to cheer her up. And in those days, it was all a bit more rough and ready. Flick didn’t prepare reports – she wasn’t even with us then. Valentine just used to give us a photo and an intercept point and you had to wing it.’ He took a slug of Scotch. ‘Well, I was a bit cocky – young, good-looking, money in my pocket. I thought I’d seen it, done it all! The intercept point was Peter Jones and there was my mark, looking at towels.’ He paused. A dreamy look filled his eyes. ‘The photo didn’t do her justice. I’m telling you, from the moment I laid eyes on her, I was smitten! And when I went to speak to her, I was completely tongue-tied. I can’t tell you what an ass I made out of myself!’ He looked across at Hughie. ‘She never bought the towels, young Smythe.’

‘What happened?’

‘I spent the entire day with her. I took her to lunch, we walked through the park. Valentine went mad. I’d missed so many appointments. I lied – told him I was ill. And the next day we met again. Only we spent it in a hotel.’

‘Henry!’

‘I know!’ He leant forward. ‘You see, I loved her! I’d never really been in love before, but I loved her.’

‘And did she love you?’

‘Yes, I think she did. But nothing came of it.’

‘Why not?’

‘I’m almost too embarrassed to tell you.’

‘Go on!’

‘I never knew her name! She wouldn’t tell me; terribly worried about getting found out. And in those days Valentine thought we didn’t need to know things like that. Better for client confidentiality. I couldn’t very well ask him without arousing his suspicions. We saw each other a few more times; the last rendezvous we spent here, in this very room. And I told her that if she ever wanted to find me, I’d be here, at the Savoy. It was a bit over the top – I was trying to impress her. But, you see, I like it here. It reminds me of the happiest hours of my life.’

‘And you’ve been waiting for her to contact you ever since?’

Henry sat back. ‘I know it seems silly. I should really be looking for some old rich widow so I can retire in peace. But I can’t help myself. A man can dream, can’t he?’

‘She’s bound to be a bit rough now,’ Hughie warned.

Henry just smiled. ‘I’m sorry I made you break up with Leticia. I’m not much of an example to you.’

‘Oh, I don’t know. It wasn’t your idea, was it?’ Hughie felt relaxed and peaceful; it was nice to share confidences with Henry. He kicked his shoes off, stretching out on the sofa. ‘You’re only human, Henry. Hey, do you mind if I kip here for the night? It’s a lot more comfortable than at my sister’s.’

‘Be my guest,’ Henry said, finishing off his Scotch.

He got him a spare pillow and a blanket.

‘She might still come,’ Hughie said.

‘She might.’

‘And you’ll be here.’

‘Yes.’ Henry paused by the door. ‘Oh, she was lovely, Smythe! Blue, sort of greenish eyes … actually, maybe they were brown … hard to remember now. They were pretty, whatever colour they were.’

Hughie rolled over onto his side. ‘So you believe in true love?’

‘Absolutely! Without a doubt. Don’t you?’

‘Utterly.’

Pause.

‘So … why do you think, I mean, if true love exists, why are we so busy?’

Jamming his hands into his pockets, Henry concentrated. ‘Well,’ he decided, ‘I think it’s that they, you know, the rest of them, don’t try hard enough.’

‘That must be it.’

‘Lazy.’

‘Unlucky?’

‘Much lower standards.’

‘Exactly!’

‘It’s all about staying true to the dream, my boy.’

‘Never letting go!’

‘Precisely.’ Henry turned off the light. ‘Goodnight.’

Hughie snuggled down. ‘Goodnight.’

Outside, the view of the Embankment and South Bank dazzled. The Millennium Wheel turned almost imperceptibly, Big Ben chimed, the inky black waters of the Thames curved into the distance, reflecting every glowing detail in duplicate.

‘She’ll be back,’ Hughie whispered.

Henry wavered, a dark silhouette by the door. ‘Of course she will.’

But for a man who’d waited so long, he sounded oddly unconvinced.