Dedication
Oh, Bite me
A Population of Nightmares
Not–Me and I
Lend me your Ears … among other Things
Have a Bleep Bleep Day
Dead Meat in Any Language
There’s No Place Like Home
Faerly Stupid
Dumbbells, Boys, and Other Dense Things
Therapy Bills
I Can See Right Through You
Poetry and Holding Hands
Light My Fire
Burn, Baby, Burn
Hagtastic
Lost Souls
Selfish Is as Selfish Does
Don’t Call me
Hearts Aglow
Oh, Bleep
Not Okay
What’s in a Name
Grounded
My First Sleepover
Girl Talk
Like a Bad Joke
Runs in the Family
One of a Kind
Hijinks and High Schools
Girls, Crying, Wolves
Hey, Stupid
What you Don’t Know
Liar, Liar, Wrist On Fire
So Alone Together
Pink, Shiny Love
In Your Dreams
Don’t Muss the Makeup
Party Crasher
Soul Suck
Paths and Possibilities
Heaven, Hell, and that Little Place Between
Acknowledgments