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Оглавление‘So, are you excited about your birthnight party, Amelia?’ said Grimaldi Reaperton the next night before school. ‘I heard your mum and dad hired out the Pumpkin Patch for a whole night!’
Amelia sat quietly, tickling Squashy’s tummy. ‘I guess so,’ she said without feeling.
Amelia and her best friends Grimaldi, Florence Spudwick and Prince Tangine La Floofle the First sat under the Petrified-Tree-That-Looked-Like-a-Unicorn . Florence was a huge hairy yeti, an extremely loyal friend and a great pit-digger who did NOT like being called a beast by anybody. Tangine, on the other hand, was half-vampire, half-fairy and partial to a good face scrub.
‘A Pumpkin Patch birthnight party sounds super fun!’ said Tangine. ‘I know Pumpy will love it!’
Pumpy, Tangine’s own genetically modified pet pumpkin, tried to roll over, but fell asleep halfway through the roll.
‘Although, I’ve recently discovered Pumpy suffers from Chronic-Upside-Down-Sleep-Syndrome . . .’ said Tangine, giving Pumpy a nudge so that he was upright once again.
The huge pumpkin flexed his six-pack and PA-DOOFED once into Tangine’s arms, causing the prince to fall backwards.
‘PRINCE DOWN !’ yelled Florence as Tangine groaned.
Amelia tried to smile but couldn’t quite manage it.
‘You seem sad, Amelia,’ said Grimaldi. ‘What’s up?’
‘Me and Mum had a bit of an argument,’ sighed Amelia. ‘I told her I didn’t want to play the organ this week so that I could finish Squashy’s costume – and read more Positively Pumpkin. And she got really cross. I just don’t think I can be the perfect vampiress she wants me to be.’
‘THAT’S TOO BAD,’ said Florence, putting a big hairy arm around Amelia’s shoulders. ‘YOU’LL BE ’APPY YOU STUCK WIV THE ORGAN THOUGH. I WISH I COULD PLAY.’ She yawned.
Amelia and her friends were all feeling a little tired after the big Petrifying Palace Parade a few nights before, where everyone had celebrated the Kingdom of the Dark and the Kingdom of the Light becoming friends.
After many years of being completely terrified of the other, Creatures of the Light and the Dark could now live alongside each other in peace, since the evil Alpha Unicorn had been defeated by Amelia and her friends. Along with a group of mighty unicorn lords, Alpha Unicorn had been spreading false and scary rumours about the creatures from each kingdom to keep them divided. But thanks to Amelia and the gang, everyone was now free to roam wherever they pleased. Things were better than ever, and the Creatures of the Dark now accepted the wonders of glitter; once the stuff of utter DAYMARES!
The parade had been a LOT of fun, but after much dancing, singing and pumpkin juggling, Amelia and her friends could have done with a little bit more sleep.
From across the graveyard came the rattling sound of the Catacomb Academy welcome bones.
‘C’MON, FANG,’ said Florence to Amelia affectionately. ‘I’M SURE A BIT OF BORING OL’ SCHOOL WILL ’ELP CHEER YOU UP!’
Amelia couldn’t help but chuckle. ‘Squashy, you can stay out here in the graveyard and play with Pumpy while we’re at school.’ She gave the little pumpkin a pat on the stalk.
Squashy pa-doinged once and blew a raspberry at Pumpy. Pumpy responded by puffing his six-pack chest out at Squashy.
‘You two need to learn to be friends,’ Amelia said kindly. ‘I hope you are by the time school finishes.’
Amelia would usually sneak Squashy into class with her, but she felt having a pumpkin buddy would be good for him. It didn’t stop her from missing Squashy every second they were apart, though. Luckily, Amelia had lots of new school subjects to focus on and keep her mind occupied.
Since the Kingdom of the Dark and the Kingdom of the Light had become friends, Catacomb Academy had introduced a variety of new Kingdom of the Light themed lessons, to educate the Creatures of the Dark. Alongside Pumpkinology and Slime Skills, Amelia and her friends now also studied Angel-Kitten Singing, Cloud Crafts, Glitterology and History of the Bug Blossoms.
‘Good evening, class,’ said the headmistress, Miss Inspine, as the students settled on to their plinths. ‘Firstly, I’d like to welcome the fairy exchange students from the Kingdom of the Light. I appreciate you may be a little sleepy while you get used to the time difference,’ said Miss Inspine, addressing the fairies.
Five fairies of varying sizes waved shyly from the back of the classroom, not looking remotely alarmed that their new headmistress was a skeleton. One teeny weeny fairy with a puffy dress had fallen asleep inside a test tube and was snoring loudly.
‘Now class, you may remember I asked you all to put together a presentation on a subject of your choosing, to introduce our visitors to the Kingdom of the Dark,’ Miss Inspine continued. ‘Tangine, I believe you’re up first – what is the title of your presentation?’
Tangine stood up and strutted to the front of the classroom.
‘May I present to you, MY LIFE . . . IN SONG,’ said Tangine straightening his bow tie.
Amelia, Florence and Grimaldi looked at each other wide-eyed, trying not to laugh.
‘Um . . .’ began Miss Inspine. But before she could continue, Tangine bellowed:
‘FELLOW CLASSMATES AND FAIRIES FROM AFAR!’
‘Oh, he’s actually doing this . . .’ said Amelia, a little surprised. She’d never heard Tangine attempt to sing before.
‘Thiiiiiis story of sadness, this tale of delight . . .
Is one of the Creatures of Dark and of Liiiiiight.
For both lived in fear of the other for years,
Led by stories of beasts—’
‘I AM NOT A BEAST!’ Florence blurted out, causing the snoring fairy in the test tube to wake with a start.
Tangine glared.
‘UH, SORRY . . . NEVER MIND,’ said Florence sheepishly.
Clearing his throat, Tangine continued theatrically.
‘. . . led by stories of beasts and unicorn tears!
Two Kingdoms divided by terror and lies,
But soon they’d be in for a pleasant surpriiiiise!
One twilight, the King of Nocturnia met,
A fairy?!
Oh dear!
But she was not a threat . . .
She was kind, a true beauty, the love of his life,
And this fairy became King Vladimir’s wiiiiiife!’
‘Wow,’ Amelia whispered to her friends. ‘He’s actually really good!’
‘And soon baby Tangine was born . . .
Yes, that’s MEEEEE!
The most handsome baby you ever did see.
With the fangs of a vampire, but fairy wings too?!
Nobody could find out – who knows what they’d do?
Then suddenly, one dusk, my mother was gone,
The king wondered if he’d done something wrong.
He searched every night, every day, all year through,
And the older I got, the more distant he grew . . .’
Tangine then got down on one knee and cast his hand across his forehead dramatically.
‘I was spoilt, I was lonely, and then I started school,
But I acted a bit like a silly young fool!
I stole a pet pumpkin and took someone’s chair,
But a special friend showed me how that wasn’t fair.’
Tangine looked over to Amelia and blushed.
Amelia beamed back, happy that she and Tangine were now such good friends.
‘She found out my secret, but she wasn’t scared,
And that’s how I knew that my friend really cared.
We went on a journey to find my lost mum,
To the Kingdom of the Light in the dazzling sun!
But little did we know that the unicorn lords;
Those mighty horned horses their citizens adored . . .
Had kidnapped my mother! Oh yes, you heard right!
So, we grabbed our baguettes and we put up a fight!’
‘HEH HEH.’ Florence chuckled at the memory of brandishing bread baguettes and baked goods as weapons against Alpha Unicorn and his unicorn lords.
‘The truth was revealed – and my mother was freeeeeeed!
The Creatures of the Light and the Dark all agreed,
We’ve no need to fear one another anymore,
Together we’ve so much to learn and explore!
So, the King of Nocturnia is now full of glee!
(Even though he was briefly turned into a bee. Yes really.)
And that’s the tale of how two
kingdoms made amends,
And how the Creatures of the Light and the Dark
became frieeeeeeeends!’
Tangine threw both arms in the air, and sent glitter flying across the whole classroom. Once upon a time this would have terrified his Creature of the Dark classmates, but now everyone cheered and clapped and twirled round in the glittery rainstorm.
Amelia stood up, chanting Tangine’s name, followed by Grimaldi, and then Florence. The fairies appeared to be crying sparkly tears of joy.
‘Tangine La Floofle,’ said Miss Inspine with a look of shock on her skull. ‘That was quite possibly the best presentation any student has ever given in my class. TOP MARKS!’
