Contents
Cover
Title Page
Copyright
Dedication
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TALK TO YOU?
WEEKEND WITH BETH, KELLY, MUSCLE, AND PAMMY
MIKE ANONYMOUS
I WILL CRAWL TO RALEIGH IF I HAVE TO
DESERT HEARTS
PEARL AND THE SWISS GUY FALL IN LOVE
NEW GIRLS
MY HUMANS
JERKS
BARBARA THE SLUT
Acknowledgments
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