Читать книгу Always the Bridesmaid - Lindsey Kelk - Страница 9

Being a bridesmaid isn’t just a day to wear a pretty dress and have your photo taken!

As well as getting to know your bride even better than you do today, it’s a time to learn a lot about yourself. Fill in the answers below and you might be surprised to learn what an accomplished and powerful and wonderful young woman you already are.

Remember, there’s a reason your bride chose you!

My hair is: light brown

My eyes are: green

My favourite physical attribute is: boobs

I don’t love my: thighs arse bank balance but they’re mine!

My three best qualities are: loyalty, sense of humour, perseverance (as evidenced by this journal)

I make a great friend because: I’m a good listener, I remember everything and I always have gin

Three things I will practise from this day on for a happier, healthier life:

– Delete all the shopping apps off my phone before I bankrupt myself

– Stop looking at my ex-boyfriend’s Facebook page

– Only look at my ex-boyfriend’s Facebook page once a week

– Read all the big literary books Sarah has given me instead of looking at the Wikipedia entries for the ones that win prizes and telling everyone I’ve read them

– Get fantastic boyfriend and post so many pictures of the two of us that people I don’t know that well unfriend/unfollow me

– Spend time meditating and getting to know myself so I can truly be happy

– Throw out dry shampoo and bloody well wash hair more often